All hail the Flying Spaghetti Monster!
Ha! I knew this day would come. The rest of the world is finally starting to recognize the truth of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, the one true god and the creator of the universe. Yay!
Check out the Flying Spaghetti Monster Flash game. OK, so maybe it's not the best game in the world, but tell me, what other religion has a Flash game? The uniqueness of Pastafarianism is clear evidence that it's true!
All other religions are lame because they don't have Flash games. You Christians get boring crucifixes, which, aside from being totally depressing, are possibly made by underpaid Chinese workers in inhumane sweatshops. Yay for slavery in the name of Jesus!
Islam is threatening to overtake Pastafarianism's coolness though. You lucky Muslims out there are about to get "Islamic cars"! The cars will have Allah-mazing features such as a compass that points to Mecca and compartments for the Quran and headscarves. I'm sure that the car will also have enough space for all four of your wives... perhaps right in the warm comfort of the trunk. Maybe the steering wheel will be operated with your penis, ensuring that no woman can ever drive your car. And as a bonus, you might get twice the amount of shrapnel when you blow your car up in a crowded Jewish market. Yay!
Now I'm envious. Oh mighty Flying Spaghetti Monster, when will you give me my own deliciously cool pasta car?
so fictional this religion is.. i think i can do better!
about this christian flash game. i think i can make one as well. lolz! but it's very easy to offend the christians. not all of them are broad minded. at least they don't necessarily behead you for committing blasphemy.
This reminds me
The Muslims have their own Flash game too, so I was wrong about FSM being unique. We're still the only true religion though.
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Information overload~~
@_@ Where do you get this stuff?
Convert to Pastafarianism
and you'll get to know the truth too :-D Arrr!
go kart
howazit?
It depends
on who you ask. Some people had more fun than others :-P
Me, I had a great time. My back is still aching though.
Haha!
I like the muslim car part.
I wonder when
they'll come up with a Flying Spaghetti Monsterism car. Pasta compartment... yay!
Yum!
Pasta compartment! Then we can eat pasta while driving!
And it should be a flying car
A flying monster car!
Hmm good
Avoid traffic jams while you enjoy your pasta
BLASPHEMY
The flying spaghetti monster doesn't exist (notice the use of lower-case letters)! All hail the Invisible Pink Unicorn!
I vaguely remember
having this same debate with you before :-P Well, you infidels sure are close-minded. Why can't you just accept the Noodly truth?
Hmm
spaghetti. Yum.
Yes!
Unicorns just aren't as tasty.
But it sure gives
life....
“That is because it is a monstrous thing, to slay a unicorn,” said Firenze. “Only one who has
nothing to lose, and everything to gain, would commit such a crime. The blood of a unicorn will
keep you alive, even if you are an inch from death, but at a terrible price. You have slain
something pure and defenseless to save yourself, and you will have but a half-life, a cursed life,
from the moment the blood touches your lips.”
Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone
Oh no
You believe in J.K. Rowling?
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