And GOD spelled backwards is DOG. What's your point?
My mom somehow found out that I've been skipping Sunday services more often lately, so she came over yesterday afternoon and dragged me off to church.
This week's sermon was all about love, which is always a safe and boring topic. Perhaps in an attempt to make it less boring, the pastor started off with a quote from his favorite childhood cartoon series. Wow, I didn't know that they had TVs in the 1920s, heh. The quote? "LOVE spelled backwards is EVOL." Ooh, how clever. I don't know which cartoon he got that from, but it's just silly. I told myself that, once I take over the world, I'll make it illegal for anyone over 40 to quote from cartoons.
The old guy wasn't done. He said he wanted to do some more wordplay. Yay. He then said that rEVOLution and EVOLution are also EVOL. Revolution is evil because it means hating authority, and evolution is evil because it means believing that there's no god. Hahaha, what the hell? Maybe he should do less wordplay and do more word comprehension.
I wasn't sure how to react to all the silliness, so I did the only logical thing: I laughed out loud. For some reason, my mom and the other people around me weren't as amused as I was--I got a quite few dagger looks.
So I shut up and took a nap.
What he's trying to say is
In love, there is evil. Therefore, do not love. I would have laughed out loud too.
Or maybe
he was just saying that dyslexic people are evil.
I thought he meant
Evolution is the opposite of love... hence it's evil... unless he means lovers are the opposite of revolution, but don't some lovers revolt against the law like Bonnie and Clyde... sigh... stupid sermon, I'm glad I'm not from your church.
Now you're giving me a headache
But yeah, the whole EVOL thing was stupid.
Yea
The first 1 1/2 lines is what he must have meant. But he didn't think about what carnifex said. Sigh. He could have said something which made more sense. I thought they're smart because they're professional converters. I think it's the people who are dumb.
Yes
Those people are like sheep. Bah.
Haha
Maybe you should have went 'Baaaah'...
Hehehe, that's a good idea
Imagine how fun it would be if I start bleating like a sheep the next time a pastor say something silly >:)
You can shoot me if I'm wrong
But people say that opposite of EVIL is LIVE. Thus, live TV coverage is evil, not love, evolution, revolution, revolvers and shit like that.
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No one has to shoot you
You're going to hell anyway, heh.
Revolution
is not evil, revolution is to right the wrong, its the arm with which justice, freedom and political power grabber uses to form a new world order!
we are all brothers and sisters soldiers of revolution !
and btw man, mayb we should go to church 2gether, cuz mayb the sermon would make more sense with some dope. bring ur stash, also i heard bible pages are excellent for roll-ups.
tsk the pastor does not respect love, i cant believe u laughed, u should at least rebuked him or smite him like in the bad old dayz
Using the Bible for roll-ups?
That gives a new meaning to "spiritual high" :-P
Horrible :| Imagine my
Horrible :|
Imagine my school hosting an event like Catholic thingamajig I forgot what it's called.
Basically told us that contraceptives are evil. We SHOULDN'T stop population growth--life is a gift from God.
Now I wonder where the gift of food was the time he said that.
Hehe
I have a modest proposal that will solve both the population and food problems.
I choked reading that thing
I thought I was going to die. Tears were shed.
Good thing I'm going to purgatory.
Why did you choke?
Did you try to eat a baby?
Nah, sorry to disappoint
It was only cookies :3
Mmm, cookies
Now I'm hungry.
(oh god math?? im math
(oh god math?? im math dyslexic! LOL)
oooohhh maybe the pastor doesn't like G.O.? you know.. PLAN Co REVOLT. lol
More like...
...pastor doesn't like using his brain.
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"PLAN CO REVOLT"
I finally got it... required an explanation from Philos. I should watch more TV.
You should watch
More local tv.
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