Archive - Jan 1, 2007 | chickenmafia.com

I resolve to eat more vegetables.

I resolve to watch less TV and exercise more.

I resolve to quit smoking.

I resolve to quit smoking pot.

I resolve to quit eating junk food and watching cartoons after smoking pot.

All the options sound so difficult. Can't I go for something easy, like resolving to fart less?

Damn it... I just farted. So much for the New Year's resolution.

Huh? Why should I make a New Year's resolution that I know I can't keep?

Huh? What is a New Year's resolution?

Huh? What is a New Year?

Archive - Jan 1, 2007