What's this?

"501 Must-Read Books"? 501? Really? That's way too many. Like, 500 too many! If my college English Lit professor had required me to read more than 5 books, I wouldn't have graduated... I would be serving a life sentence for murder.

And what the hell is this?

"1001 Books You Must Read Before You Die"? 1001? 1001? Are you fucking kidding me? I'll be dead long before even finishing half of that! No thanks. I'd rather not read the 1001 books and not die.

You know what? I hope that "1001 Books You Must Read Before You Die" is included in the list of "501 Must-Read Books" and vice versa. That would be such sweet recursive lameness... not to mention that it would effectively guarantee death for anyone stupid enough to obey the "must-read" orders. Seriously, if you're gullible enough to pay good money for a book that tells you what other books you must read, you totally deserve to die. Yes you do. Die!

I thought that books were supposed to make you smarter. After seeing these two retarded books, I'm not so sure anymore.