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Archive - Jan 25, 2007

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Jack Bauer is bored, Superman is a dick, and your dog is... drunk?

Have you ever wondered what Jack Bauer does to kill time on days when there are no nefarious terrorist attacks on Los Angeles?

Have you ever wondered if Superman is really a nice guy?

Have you ever wondered if man's best friend can also be his drinking buddy?

In case you're wondering... yes, that's a beer, and no, it's nonalcoholic, so don't bother calling PETA.