"You've got to read this book"? Oh yeah? Says who? I don't have to read no book, jerk!

You're probably guessing that I'm going on a pointless rant about the obnoxious title, and yeah, that was my intention when I took the picture a few weeks ago. But something else on the book cover caught my eye when I edited the picture earlier tonight.

The book was written by Jack Canfield (the famous Chicken Soup for the Soul asshole) and some random guy named Gay Hendricks. Gay Hendricks? What kind of parents name their kid "Gay"? It's one thing if you're stuck with "Gay" as a surname like NBA player Rudy Gay is. But to intentionally give a boy "Gay" as a first name? That's child abuse, man. Little Gay must have been beaten up a lot in school.

I wonder how he introduces himself at parties. Does he say, "Hi everyone, I'm Gay"? It must also suck to be invited to speak at a seminar, only to have the whole room start snickering when the host says, "Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome Mr. Gay Hendricks!" Well, at least his name isn't Gaylord Focker.

Hey, this is our second straight gay-themed blog entry. I bet Google will now bombard us with gay ads for the next three weeks. Yay.

Stupid Google.