I'm usually a joyful chicken, but I do like to rant once in a while. You know, just spreading a little negative energy here and there. I think it's healthy. At least it is for me. Living things around me tend to wither and die when I get angry. Yay.

Going into random rant mode now... grrr....

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What the fuck? That makes no sense. If I really can't read, I wouldn't have a fucking clue that I'm supposed to click there, would I?

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If you're gonna make me wait 7 minutes for it, don't you dare call it fast-food. 7 fucking minutes! You know what I can accomplish in 7 minutes? That's enough time for me to prepare 3 1/2 cups of 2-minute instant noodles! 3 1/2 fucking cups! OK, maybe just 3 cups. Being the klutz that I am, I would most likely spill the third one and would have to start over. But you get the point.

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What the fuck? Why are there tiny seeds in my seedless grapes? Yeah, yeah, I know. The English language is retarded. How can "flammable" and "inflammable" mean the same thing while "seedless" and "less seeds" have different meanings, right? But hey, if you're going to put an English label on something, better make sure that you understand what it means. "Seedless" means no fucking seeds, not just less seeds, damn it! Comprehende? Good. Now you know exactly what I mean when I call you "useless."

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Oh wow, I think I feel much better now. Yay! I should do random rants more often.

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