(Chicken News Network) Popular children's toy Mr. Potato Head was arrested by authorities at an Australian port after he was caught smuggling more than 10 ounces of Ecstasy tablets inside his potato head.

When questioned by the police, Mr. Head said, "Man, I feel so happy, man! I love you, man!" and tried to hug the arresting officer. He was immediately Tasered. Witnesses claimed that the whole place smelled like French fries for the rest of the day.

Mr. Potato Head: no longer a good role model for children?

Mr. Potato Head has long been rumored to be a pothead, but he has consistently denied the allegations.