Ha! I knew this day would come. The rest of the world is finally starting to recognize the truth of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, the one true god and the creator of the universe. Yay!

Check out the Flying Spaghetti Monster Flash game. OK, so maybe it's not the best game in the world, but tell me, what other religion has a Flash game? The uniqueness of Pastafarianism is clear evidence that it's true!

All other religions are lame because they don't have Flash games. You Christians get boring crucifixes, which, aside from being totally depressing, are possibly made by underpaid Chinese workers in inhumane sweatshops. Yay for slavery in the name of Jesus!

Islam is threatening to overtake Pastafarianism's coolness though. You lucky Muslims out there are about to get "Islamic cars"! The cars will have Allah-mazing features such as a compass that points to Mecca and compartments for the Quran and headscarves. I'm sure that the car will also have enough space for all four of your wives... perhaps right in the warm comfort of the trunk. Maybe the steering wheel will be operated with your penis, ensuring that no woman can ever drive your car. And as a bonus, you might get twice the amount of shrapnel when you blow your car up in a crowded Jewish market. Yay!

Now I'm envious. Oh mighty Flying Spaghetti Monster, when will you give me my own deliciously cool pasta car?