A 54-year-old British teacher in Sudan was arrested for blasphemy after her class of 7-year-old brats named a teddy bear "Mohammed." Apparently, naming a cute furry stuffed toy after the Prophet is seriously uncool under Islamic Sharia law, and you can get 40 lashes or 3 months in prison for it. Yikes.

This story is so ridiculous that I think it deserves a proper response... a lolcat response.

Am I in trouble now? LOL.