I've been tagged by Chin Chin. I'm supposed to come up with five reasons why I blog then tag five other hapless bloggers. Usually, I don't participate in this kind of "chain" thing, but I don't have anything better to blog about anyway, so here we go....

Five reasons why I blog:

1. Procrastination. There are many important things that I'm supposed to be doing with my life. Start a business. Write a book. Bury the rotting dead bodies in the backyard. But I'm too lazy and unmotivated to do any of those things, so I procrastinate. Of course, my favorite mode of procrastination is watching TV. But I can only watch TV for so many hours in a day before I'm left with nothing to watch except Oprah. And God knows I'd rather poke my eyes out than watch Oprah. But wait, I don't want to poke my eyes out--I have pretty eyes. So I blog. Yay!

2. World domination. I think of my blog as something like a contagious disease. Everyone who reads it is infected. How? Simple. I include nearly invisible subliminal messages in my blog entries to hypnotize and brainwash readers. Everyone bow down to joyfulchicken! If this goes on long enough, I said bow down! I can rule the world. Yay!

3. World peace. After I achieve world domination, I can kill everyone who disagrees with me. There, instant world peace. Yay!

4... 4... 4.... Argh! I can't think of any more reasons! I just like to blog. Why do I have to explain myself to you people? Screw this. I'm not going to list five reasons, and I'm not going to tag five people. I'm breaking the chain and accepting whatever punishment I get for doing so. 20 years of bad luck? Bring it on!

OK, I'll go watch TV now.