From time to time, I check this site's referrer logs to find out how people stumble upon the Chicken Mafia. I've noticed that we get quite a bit of traffic from popular search engines like Google and Yahoo. Today, we highlight some of the search terms that have brought us visitors in the last three days. Enjoy.

Black poop - Ah, yes. This has been the most popular search term here for quite a while now. Mmm, squid ink pasta.

Miriam Rivera - You mean the transsexual on the brilliantly evil reality TV show that Philos told us about? I had no idea that she's so popular.

Show me show you Kikkoman - Please don't remind me about that one again. It has been almost two years, but the song is still playing in my head. Show me, show you... argh! Make it stop!

Jesus gives miracle to sick people - Um, no, he doesn't. Sorry. But hey, the Jesus miracle beam ray machine does.

Hairy armpits - Huh? Yes, we do have somewhat hairy armpits. Why do you ask?

Survivor hairy armpits - Oh, I see. You wanted to see the hairy armpits of female Survivor contestants. Yes, they do get hairy after weeks on the island without razors.

Big gay rock - Big gay what?

Pollution is good - Sure, tell yourself whatever you want to justify driving that big gas-guzzling SUV. But wait... according to Chinesemafia (he hasn't posted anything in months, but older readers will remember him as a popular member of our blog team), pollution can really be good.

Filipino-Chinese kidnappers - Yes, the exciting real-life adventures of Bonehead and Clyde....

Main and tail shampoo - I think you meant Mane and Tail Shampoo. ArsenaL (another worthlessly lazy member of our blog team) had something to say about it.

Naked women wallpapers - We don't have those. If you have any, please send them to us.

It's the ultimate showdown - Another annoying yet catchy Flash animation.... At least it's less annoying than Kikkoman.

Stop we ran out of virgins - This cartoon caused riots around the Muslim world. Apparently, they couldn't stand the thought of running out of virgins. Hey, chill out. Allah will make more.

Heil Kitler - Cats that look like Hitler... Sieg Heil!

Horses and donkeys fucking men - We don't have those. If you have any, please keep them to yourself. Horses and donkeys? You sick pervert! Jesus.

Osama and the chicken - Really? I thought he prefers donkeys.

How ants manage to survive in the microwave - I don't know how they do it, but they can. Ants are indestructible.

Why can't I stop farting passing gas - Three possible reasons: 1) You ate too much beans. 2) You ate too much. 3) You're a terrorist.

Evil chickens - Yes, we are. Thank you.