Archive - Mar 10, 2007

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What should we do about the global warming problem?

Submitted by joyfulchicken on March 10, 2007 - 4:33am.

Nothing. Why should we worry about a little warming when we have air conditioning?

Nothing. It's the next generation's problem, and luckily, I'm infertile.

Nothing! Global warming isn't real! And oh, humans didn't evolve from apes and the earth is only 6000 years old!

We should pollute more to hasten the end of the world and the second coming of Jesus Christ! Hallelujah!

Oh my God! We're all gonna die! Panic! Panic!

Ah, shut up. No one's gonna die. Except the polar bears. And the penguins. And the people in coastal areas. Why should I care?

You fools! We must drive slow electric cars! And join Greenpeace! And vote Al Gore for president!

We should have more genocides. People produce carbon dioxide. Less people = less carbon dioxide. Yay!

Huh? What is a global warming?