For the past few days, I've been trying to get some nice Chicken Mafia T-shirts printed. So imagine my excitement when I came across this in the mall:

XPRiNt: we print everything

Yay! They print everything! I can finally get some shirts printed!

Unfortunately, their definition of "everything" is somewhat different from mine. No, they don't print T-shirts. They apparently define "everything" as "paper", which is kinda weird.

Of course, they probably meant that they can print everything on paper, so their tagline is technically true. But I'm still disappointed.