Guess who wins?

On the last episode of Donald Trump's The Apprentice, the losing team had to go into the boardroom, "where someone will be fired... like a dog!" I don't really know what firing someone like a dog means--can you even fire a dog? But that's what Trump said, and I sure like the sound of it.

Muna and Kristine both knew that they were the two losers who screwed up the task and that one of them will be fired, so they started to prepare for the boardroom showdown by... reading?

Muna the Believer took out her copy of the Bible. "The Bible says if you have faith, you can move mountains. My mountain tonight will be the boardroom. And if somebody picks a fight with me tonight, then it's on! .... And, God willing, I will draw on him for strength," Muna said, her eyeballs bulging.

Wow! Drawing on God for strength in a nasty boardroom catfight! Good plan.

Kristine the Schmoozer chose to read Donald Trump's The Way to the Top. "Muna needs to realize that seeking guidance from God before going into the boardroom is not really helpful. God is not the one in there making the decision. Mr. Trump is making the decision. And I have yet to see God sitting in the chair to his right," Kristine said with a smirk.

Hmm. I think they'll need another chair if God wants to sit on Trump's right, because Jesus likes to sit on God's right, right?

So who wins?