This will be short and not so sweet. I'm busy, and this week's episode was kinda lame anyway.

It was time for a big twist... a tribe switcharoo! Yawn. Everyone dropped their Buffs and picked new tribemates schoolyard style. One tribe ended up with all athletic young men (except for girly man Anthony), and the other tribe had three women and a little old man. Hmm. No one picked Lisi, so she was sent to Exile Island, where she committed suicide out of shame.

The next order of business was to decide which tribe gets to live in the luxurious resort and which tribe gets to starve on the ghetto beach. The fair thing to do here would be to make the new tribes compete in a winners-take-all challenge. But the producers of Survivor were jerks and chose to leave it all to chance.

And the winner is....

The athletic young men lost the coin toss and thus earned the right to become the new tribe of losers. I'm glad that Michelle finally got to have some real food. She's cute, but after weeks of starvation, she was getting dangerously thin. Now, she can eat and then throw up afterwards like normal girls do.

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