Crafty old man Yao Ming knew exactly where the hidden immunity idol was, and he wasted no time digging it up when his ally Earl managed to lure the rest of the tribe away with some candy.

Arrr! Treasurrre!

This season's hidden idol is a dead turtle! Yao Ming was overjoyed. He caressed, kissed, and generally molested the turtle. What a creepy old man.

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