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Archive - Apr 25, 2007

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Faxriver

Even Michael Scofield can't come up with such a brilliantly stupid prison break plan.

In Kentucky, prison officials released Timothy Rouse after receiving a fake court order faxed from a grocery store. That's right, a grocery store. The phony document wasn't typed on letterhead and even contained grammatical errors. And did I mention that it was faxed from a grocery store?

The Chicken News Network managed to obtain a copy of the fake court order. Check it out.

dear warden,

i demand timothy rouse be release imediately!!!!!1 yay. thanks =)

sincerely yours,
president of the supreme court

p.s. this is not a fake!!!

Hmm... it does look authentic. Can't blame the prison officials for getting fooled.