My mom somehow found out that I've been skipping Sunday services more often lately, so she came over yesterday afternoon and dragged me off to church.

This week's sermon was all about love, which is always a safe and boring topic. Perhaps in an attempt to make it less boring, the pastor started off with a quote from his favorite childhood cartoon series. Wow, I didn't know that they had TVs in the 1920s, heh. The quote? "LOVE spelled backwards is EVOL." Ooh, how clever. I don't know which cartoon he got that from, but it's just silly. I told myself that, once I take over the world, I'll make it illegal for anyone over 40 to quote from cartoons.

The old guy wasn't done. He said he wanted to do some more wordplay. Yay. He then said that rEVOLution and EVOLution are also EVOL. Revolution is evil because it means hating authority, and evolution is evil because it means believing that there's no god. Hahaha, what the hell? Maybe he should do less wordplay and do more word comprehension.

I wasn't sure how to react to all the silliness, so I did the only logical thing: I laughed out loud. For some reason, my mom and the other people around me weren't as amused as I was--I got a quite few dagger looks.

So I shut up and took a nap.