What's this? A lighted candle in a restroom?

That looks dangerous. Someone should put up a "no farting" sign, hehe.

And what's this? A water free urinal?

Well, not anymore. I just released about half a liter of "fresh water" into it, hehe.

As you can see, I'm in full juvenile retard mode today. I'll post something serious tomorrow soon, I swear. I shall now leave you with the best toilet ad ever. Enjoy.