Artist eats dog to protest alleged animal cruelty! Heh. It's brilliant headlines like this that makes CNN.com my favorite comedy site.

British "performance artist" (that's the highbrow term for "jackass") Mark McGowan made meatballs out of a dead corgi. What the hell did he do that for? The queen's husband allegedly beat a fox to death on a hunting trip because... because... because he was hunting? Duh. But Mr. Artist thought it was totally uncool, so he ate a dog in protest. Wow, that makes perfect sense. I wonder what astoundingly logical idea he'll come up with next. A bonfire to protest deforestation? Yay!

By the way, our poor hungry artist apparently didn't like the taste of the dog meatballs. "I ate three lumps of it. But I spat two of them out, so I really ate one and a half of them," he said. Maybe he should have made hot dogs instead, heh.

And maybe he should go back to grade school and take some basic math lessons. Seriously, 3 - 2 = 1.5? British people can't count.