He kicks terrorist ass like Jack Bauer, wastes more cars than James Bond, and is every bit as dangerous as Jason Bourne. He's John McClane.

John McClane's sidekick: You just killed a helicopter with a car!
John McClane: I was out of bullets.

Today, I'm officially baptizing the Die Hard legend as John BcClane and adding him to the list of john-kicking bad-ass JBs.

I went to see Die Hard 4.0 yesterday afternoon, and I have to say that it's the most kick-ass film yet this year. It has nice stunts, lots of explosions, and not too many obvious CGI scenes (*cough* Spider-man 3 *cough*). And it's funny too (*cough* Transformers *cough*).

So alright, the story line is totally stupid. But that's OK. Action movies are supposed to have stupid story lines. Action movies are also supposed to have hot babes, and there sure are some hot ones here--Lucy McClane, how did you grow up so fast?

If you need a release this weekend, go watch the film. Just don't drink any iced tea before going in. You wouldn't want to miss anything running back and forth to pee like I did. It's two and a half hours of nonstop fun.

And if what I said isn't enough, take a look at this trailer.