Teriyaki Boy has the angriest restaurant mascot ever.

Why so angry, Teriyaki Boy? You'll scare the children. Why can't you be jolly like Jollibee?

Now that's a friendly-looking mascot. See? It's not so hard to smile. Hey, this reminds me of a true story that my former boss likes to tell....

Once upon a time, there was a little kid who got very sick and died. His final wish was to meet Jollibee, because he was such a big fan of the fast-food chain (which may or may not have contributed to his untimely death... but that's not important to this story). So, to symbolically fulfill the kid's dying wish, the mascot showed up at the funeral. Aw, how sweet. There was one tiny problem though: Jollibee has that permanent smile on his face. Since it's not very polite to smile at a sad funeral, the mascot had to cover his smiley mouth with his hands the entire time. Heh. The End.

Anyway, I was searching for Jollibee clips on YouTube when I accidentally discovered the reason why the bee is so damn jolly. God, I love YouTube.

WARNING: Watch at your own risk. If there are other people near you, be sure to turn down the volume.

I'll never look at Jollibee the same way again.