If you're one of our seven many regular visitors, you might have some questions on your mind about my "poop" blog entry last Friday.

"What the hell was that about?"

Believe it or not, I had a perfectly rational reason for it. Read on. I'll tell you.

"How can he write 'poop' a few dozen times and call it a blog entry? Is he really that lazy?"

Yes, I'm very lazy, but there's more to it than mere laziness.

"Has he finally gone completely insane?"

That's certainly possible, but... no. At least I hope not.

"Aha! Was he having diarrhea after eating too much expired junk food?"

Well, I guess my blog entry can be considered a canonical example of verbal diarrhea, but my poop was fine, thank you for asking.

"Is he trying to win the Poop Award at the Pinoy Evil Blog Awards?"

I definitely deserve to win that award, and I plan to complain bitterly about being cheated if I don't win, but no, that's not exactly the reason.

"So what the hell was that about?"

Read on. I'll tell you.

It all started last Thursday, when this blog entry by Neko-chan pointed me to the Gematriculator, a nifty little tool that can accurately determine how good or evil a website is. Hmm. I tried google.com. Wow, Google is 70% evil! Ha! I knew it! Do no evil my ass.

I tested chickenmafia.com next. The result?

Unacceptable! Just 39% evil? So maybe we can never hope to be as evil as Google, but come on! We should have gotten at least 60% or something!

So what's the properly evil thing to do at this point? Duh... cheat, of course. After carefully studying the infallible science behind the Gematriculator, I realized that I need more occurrences of evil words on my front page. But what's a good evil word?

I had been thinking about poop a lot, because I promised Paolo that I would contribute an animated video clip for the Poop Award (still not done with it by the way, tsk). So "poop" was the first word that came to mind. And it turned out to be a wonderful choice too. It's 99% evil! Yay!

And that, ladies and gentlemen, was the real reason why I posted an entry containing nothing but poop. Pretty smart huh? Thank you. I thought so too.

So I retested chickenmafia.com on the Gematriculator, and....

What the fuck? That can't be right! All the pooping for just a 1% increase in evilness? The Gematriculator is bullshit. Bullshit!

Or maybe I'm not so evil after all.