So it's true. There really is a Complete Idiot's Guide for everything under the sun.

The Complete Idiot's Guide to Christian Prayers and Devotions? Seriously? Jesus Christ!

Idiots nowadays sure have things easy. Not so long ago, all the villager were laughing at them. Now, they can learn to use Microsoft Office 97, have Tantric sex, and even pray to Jesus. Ha! Who's laughing now? Yay for education!

Someone please buy a copy of the book and give it to this idiot here.