Archive - Sep 2, 2007
Scientology: would you like to take a free stress test?
Submitted by joyfulchicken on September 2, 2007 - 3:46am.It's Scientology Week on chickenmafia.com! Yay!
On a Saturday afternoon a few months ago, I went to WTC Metro Manila with some friends for a trade fair. There, our lives changed forever. OK, that's not entirely true, but I like how dramatic that sounds, heh. Anyway, back to the story....
It begins with a booth.

When I first walked past it, the big "Church of Scientology" printed on top didn't register in my brain right away. Seconds later, I jumped a little as the horror/excitement suddenly hit me. Oh my god, this can't be! Has Scientology finally invaded the Philippines? Oh no! Yay!
As I stood there in shock, a cheerful guy with a ponytail came over and asked, "Would you like to take a free stress test?" Hell yeah! read more »

