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Scientology: would you like to take a free stress test?

It's Scientology Week on chickenmafia.com! Yay!

On a Saturday afternoon a few months ago, I went to WTC Metro Manila with some friends for a trade fair. There, our lives changed forever. OK, that's not entirely true, but I like how dramatic that sounds, heh. Anyway, back to the story....

It begins with a booth.

When I first walked past it, the big "Church of Scientology" printed on top didn't register in my brain right away. Seconds later, I jumped a little as the horror/excitement suddenly hit me. Oh my god, this can't be! Has Scientology finally invaded the Philippines? Oh no! Yay!

As I stood there in shock, a cheerful guy with a ponytail came over and asked, "Would you like to take a free stress test?" Hell yeah!  read more »