Good news, Survivor fans! Instead of boring screenshots, we'll be providing video highlights from the show every week. (OK, it's bad news if you're on a dial-up connection. Move to broadband now!) And since this is Survivor: China, we've also hired a wise Chinese chicken to enlighten us with a Chinese proverb after each video clip. Yay!

This edition of Survivor has a fairly interesting cast. Aside from the usual eye candy, we have a WWE diva, a gay Mormon flight attendant, a professional poker player, and... a chicken farmer named "Chicken"? Hmm.

The survivors' journey started with a Buddhist welcome ceremony which gave us the first laugh-out-loud moment of the season.

Hahaha! Strict humorless monks are funny.

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