Here's a fun little story....

In Calera, Oklahoma, an 18-year-old man broke into a woman's house and stole a Nintendo Wii. Boo.

He later returned it and offered a bag of marijuana as apology. Yay!

But the woman refused to take the free weed. Boo.

So the man came back the next day and stole the Wii again. Yay!

Cops went over to his house and arrested him for possession of marijuana. Boo.

The End. Yay!

Kids, isn't that such a heartwarming tale? Now let's have a little quiz.

What important life lesson have you learned from the story?

A) Nintendo Wii attracts potheads.
B) It's stupid to return something after you steal it.
C) It's stupid to refuse free weed.
D) It's stupid to break into the same house twice.
E) Cops are jerks.
F) All of the above.