The name "Xenu" is often thrown around by people poking fun at Scientology. Hail Xenu! Free Xenu! What would Xenu do? You might have even seen the name mentioned more than once on this site.

But who is Xenu? (In Filipino, sino si Xenu?) And, for that matter, what is Scientology?

Operation Clambake (Xenu.net) probably has all the information you need, including the whole Xenu story. But if you are lazy, you can always rely on South Park for a little education.

It all makes sense now, doesn't it?