Because chickenmafia.com has only four readers, we don't have to worry too much about catching the ire of the Church of Scientology. But L. Ron Hubbard's little cult has a long history of harassing its critics through lawsuits and other nefarious means.

Apparently, one of their favorite techniques is getting in your face and accusing you of being a criminal.

Those brainwashed dummies sure are creepy, aren't they? Here's another creepy one.

And here, a German critic of Scientology is greeted by a mob of not-so-friendly Scientologists at an airport.

Don't make Scientologists angry!

How about you? Why are you laughing at Scientology? What is your crime? What is your crime? What is your crime? What are you hiding? What is your crime? What is your crime?