Warning: possibly offensive blog entry coming up....

Philos sent me this picture of a sign at the TriNoma mall car park.

Also available: reserved parking for midgets (compact cars only)

When I saw that picture, my first thought was: how can you tell if someone is an expectant mother or not? Sure, a woman in the third trimester of a pregnancy would usually be obvious enough, but how about those who just got knocked up a week or two ago? Also, isn't it sometimes hard to distinguish baby bumps from belly fat?

This brings us to a related thought: fat women are finally getting an advantage in something after all the crap they have to endure. So... yay for them.

I also think that it would be hilarious if I go hang out near that sign during the mall's peak hours, knock on windows of passing cars driven by women and say, "Hey gorgeous, why spend the next two hours looking for a parking space when I can make you an expectant mother in two minutes?" Heh.

Okay, maybe not. Slaps and lawsuits are rarely hilarious.