The G.I. Joe Movie is coming out next year, and as a fan of the old TV series, I'm very excited. But I'm not sure I like some of the casting choices. If were in charge, the cast would look something like this:

(in alphabetical order)

Barbecue

Casting Darth Vader would really be a coup de force for the 80s.

Bazooka

It's a toss-up between Burt Reynolds and Tom Selleck.

Destro

A slam dunk. They even have the same build.

Dr. Mindbender

The Monopoly guy just has to practice looking a bit nastier.

Duke

They can use the movie as a springboard for a MacGyver movie.

Monkeywrench

Kenny Rogers just has to grow his beard back more then it's a cinch.

Quick Kick

I don't know the big kung fu guy's name, but the casting staff can ask Van Damme (if they can find him).

Roadblock

I think I’m getting the hang of this.

Serpentor

If you've ever played Rockman 3, you'll agree with this.

Sgt. Slaughter

I'm not sure who copied whom.

Shipwreck

Second guy from the left. In the Navy....

Spirit

I'm not racist. I just go with similar looks. =)

Xamot

Sorry, couldn't Photoshop Sharon from the picture.