Clean restrooms are a good thing, but this is a bit too much, don't you think?

I briefly thought about peeing on the plastic wrap, but I figured that having coffee-scented urine splashed all over my clothes wouldn't be such a great idea. So I didn't.

I think I made the right decision. Yay for maturity.

And no, I didn't pee in the sink or on the floor, I swear.