Be jolly like Jollibee
Teriyaki Boy has the angriest restaurant mascot ever.
Why so angry, Teriyaki Boy? You'll scare the children. Why can't you be jolly like Jollibee?
Now that's a friendly-looking mascot. See? It's not so hard to smile. Hey, this reminds me of a true story that my former boss likes to tell....
Once upon a time, there was a little kid who got very sick and died. His final wish was to meet Jollibee, because he was such a big fan of the fast-food chain (which may or may not have contributed to his untimely death... but that's not important to this story). So, to symbolically fulfill the kid's dying wish, the mascot showed up at the funeral. Aw, how sweet. There was one tiny problem though: Jollibee has that permanent smile on his face. Since it's not very polite to smile at a sad funeral, the mascot had to cover his smiley mouth with his hands the entire time. Heh. The End.
Anyway, I was searching for Jollibee clips on YouTube when I accidentally discovered the reason why the bee is so damn jolly. God, I love YouTube.
WARNING: Watch at your own risk. If there are other people near you, be sure to turn down the volume.
I'll never look at Jollibee the same way again.
Hahahahah!!
Funny story! Funnier clip! God, is that the Sustagen mascot? Do you have Sustagen?
That's one of Jollibee's mascots
But you're right. She sure looks like the Sustagen mascot, hehe.
So
Why is teriyaki boy so angry?
Because
he got beat by Jollibee
(.. to getting it on with the other girl mascot, that's what)
A mascot soap opera
Yay!
=P
and i wonder why Ronald McDonald never had one of these?
I think Ronald McDonald
prefers violence over sex.
Wow mortal combat
Bruce Lee, Jackie Chan, Jet Li, Donnie Yen, Silat Melayu, Shaolin, everything is there.
Haha, really?
I'm so unobservant.
You believe me?
I was crapping. Though I got the idea of Silat Melayu when they were fighting in the beach.
Oh great
So I'm gullible too :-(
lolz
Ronald McDonald is asian? He sure runs like one.
Hmm, I didn't know that
you could tell if someone is Asian by the way he runs :-/
i don't know bout the run
But then face is asian alright.
So you're saying that Asians look like clowns?
You're a racist!
Yay! Let's start our own blog controversy.
How can she be racist?
She's Asian! :-|
She's misrepresenting Asians!
Blog comments need to follow community standards!
This community has standards?
I'm lost.
I was just trying to start another controversy
You're not helping :-P
You could've coached me
You know how dense i can be.
But are you as dense as iridium?
Yay! Chemistry is fun :-P
Sweat
Kitty, do you feel like whacking him in the head now?
You can do the honors :-P
Or do you want to do it together? Heh.
Maybe another time
He's got poop all over his head now.
LOLOLOLOLOL
funniest comment. EVAR.
Good thing the blogging royalty
will never read it.
No I'm not
Stop twisting the facts!
You don't want to join the controversy?
Well, I guess you don't have to. After all, you're not Pinoy :-P
sure u can tell,
asians run slow, cuz the dick gets in the way, har har har
Dude,
you need to go easy on the Viagra :-P
And here I thought....
...that stereotypically niggers have big dicks and Asians, well, not so big.
Tyranids may look unpleasant, but believe me, you don't want to let them out of your sight
You've got a lot of balls
saying something like that on a site where maybe 90% of readers are Asian :-P
No, just two, and I'm still considering getting rid of both.
Anyway, I did say "stereotypically" :-P
Tyranids may look unpleasant, but believe me, you don't want to let them out of your sight
Don't worry, you're safe
You're halfway across the world, and we Asians can't swim.
Well, technically...
You don't need to swim to get me, you just have to walk very far ;-) Well, at least from Neko's PoV, y'all Philippinos are in worse position :-P
Tyranids may look unpleasant, but believe me, you don't want to let them out of your sight
Go get him, Neko!
Defend our honor!
hmmm
You do know where Malaysia is right?
I'm surprised
Chickens know geography?
You do know that
Malaysia isn't surrounded by water, right? :-P
South of Thailand?
In Malay peninsula, to be more precise? Well, OK, half of it is in Borneo island... and now that I think of it, I have no idea in which part Neko lives :-/
Tyranids may look unpleasant, but believe me, you don't want to let them out of your sight
She's not in Borneo
So you're dead.
Not necessarily.
She doesn't have the certain body parts that I insulted, and I didn't say anything bad about Asian women anyway :-)
Tyranids may look unpleasant, but believe me, you don't want to let them out of your sight
Oh, right
Damn it.
I'm back!
Ok what's going on? Whatcha guys talking bout behind my back? Hehe :P
I don't quite understand Carney. In my point of view, Philippines' in the worse position? Huh?
Yea I'm in the peninsula. But I still have to swim, if you get what I mean.
You forgot the first part of the sentence, it seems ;-)
No, you may travel through Thailand! Then you don't have to swim to get me ;-)
Tyranids may look unpleasant, but believe me, you don't want to let them out of your sight
Nope
I'd still have to swim. I'm not exactly attached to the peninsula :)
Oh, no bridges?
Anyway, no Tofu dearest, I'm not hitting on Neko :-P I haven't even seen her photo, differently from you :-P * wonders a bit about a perfect possibility to create more controversy, then thinks "Yay!" * I'd hit on you though :-P
Tyranids may look unpleasant, but believe me, you don't want to let them out of your sight
I didn't get half of what you said.
I've seen a picture of Neko. Everyone has.
You're left out. :-P
Are you feeling sad now?
Yeah, a bit
But mostly because I am getting as incomprehensible as Dodge, which scares me a lot :-|
Tyranids may look unpleasant, but believe me, you don't want to let them out of your sight
Now I feel like burying my face in a pillow
Yes there's a bridge. I don't know what got into me that I couldn't think of a bridge! SWEAT.
Ok which part made you think so Kitty? But anyway, you're the victim of your own controversy now :P HAhAhA!
I'm never the victim
I'm the victer :-P
Get it? Employee, employer? :-D
You guys have chemistry together! Someone back me up on this one.
I'm not sure what you're saying,
but sure, I'll back you up just to keep the trouble brewing. Yay!
Someone tell me you got it :-(
Please?
Oooh...
Chicky is backing up Tiffy :-P
Tyranids may look unpleasant, but believe me, you don't want to let them out of your sight
Oooh...
Carney thinks Keanu Reeves is hot :-P
Oooh...
Tiffy thinks that Chicky is cute :-P
Tyranids may look unpleasant, but believe me, you don't want to let them out of your sight
It wasn't me
But I do distinctly remember that you were the one who said that.
Gay level spiked up to 7%
Oh. Do you guys need the chat logs? :-P
Sure we need!
chicky: come on, say i'm cute
Tyranids may look unpleasant, but believe me, you don't want to let them out of your sight
Uhhh
You do know that you just provided proof that Chicky made me say it?
And that this:
8/20/2007 3:39:44 AM Carnifex Me he's the one in the middle?
8/20/2007 3:40:30 AM Carnifex Me cute, but he's still Yakuza
8/20/2007 3:41:33 AM Me Carnifex yes
8/20/2007 3:41:37 AM Me Carnifex he's the one in the middle
8/20/2007 3:41:42 AM Me Carnifex i didn't know you had a thing for asian boys
...is the real thing.
By the way
What's the big deal posting my name :-|
I might have stalkers out there somewhere, you know.
Chat logs!
More chat logs! :P
Wait
Is Carney hitting on Neko here? :-/
Yay!
More controversy!
Yay!
Longest pointless thread ever.
and the other 10 % readers
might be black, har har har, HEY! carnifex could be black, u never know. btw carnifex, have u ever seen any black ppl before? other than on tv and in the mirror (in case u are black)
Are you trying to start a race war here?
Yay!
Yeah, sure
Mostly basketball players though, but there are some who actually live and work here. And I am as white as chicken piss, I didn't even get a proper suntan this summer :-(
Oh, and on a side note, I've seen quite a bit more Asians than blacks live :-) Didn't check sizes of their penises, don't worry.
Tyranids may look unpleasant, but believe me, you don't want to let them out of your sight
Be careful Carney, you know what they say....
Once you go black, you never go back! hehe...
This was the most disgusting
This was the most disgusting porn video ever!
No it isn't
Just wait until you see Colonel Sanders porn, heh.
Should we be scared?
Hm...
Because Ronald Mcdonald is gay..
yup, maybe he has a uhm... different scandal..
Ha! I knew it!
There's definitely something going on between him and the Hamburglar.
i don't
even want to think about it.
No?
How about Grimace? Better?
I think she's grimacing
Heh.
:-P
I can't think of a cornier comeback to that.
I'm beating you at your own game
:-|
I'm ready to overthrow the chicken!
Controversy! :-P
T-Boy is probably gay
I think the T-Boy mascot is gay, and wants to be humped by Jollibee.
Though I must say I like T-Boy food. Maybe I should pirate their recipes....
http://awbholdings.com
Why is the boy so angry then?
Doesn't gay mean happy? Hehe.
I think it's obvious
He is angry because he badly needs a hump, and he gets none! Yay!
http://awbholdings.com
Hmm
So Ronald McDonald and Teriyaki Boy are both gay? Maybe they should hump each other. Leave Jollibee out of this!
Point of Information
Some gays prefer straight men, hence, T-Boy and Ronald's preference for Jollibee.
http://awbholdings.com
But Jollibee is a bee!
That's bestiality, heh :-P
Anyway
Same banana, ha ha ha!
http://awbholdings.com
"Same banana"?
Is that a new euphemism for gay sex? Hehe.
Point of another information
But how would you know that T-Boy and Ronald are part of "some gays" :-P
Maybe he's speaking from experience
Hard to argue with that huh.
Nuninuninu
I heard from someone about an angry, macho gay. =P
http://awbholdings.com
Colonel Sanders?
Ha! I knew it!
Simple, my dear
Just look at Ronald! From the looks, he's so gay! =P
http://awbholdings.com
how can you be happy
when you're cross-eyed and have only two front teeth?
Heh, good point
But you can always choose to be happy anyway ;-)
Did you two talk about that?
Creepy.
ronald mcdonald
is gay. and needs a serious make-up lesson. how can you wear lipstick like that?
Because
He has thick lips?
http://awbholdings.com
Yes
Besides, the lipstick had to match the rest of the horrible makeup.
Jollibee destryed my innocence!
I'll never look at Jollibee the same way again!
That horny bastard sucks!
I should hire Teriyaki Boy's mascot to kick Jollibee's ass!
If Teriyaki Boy is really gay,
it might not be a good idea to let him near Jollibee's ass, heh.
teriyaki mascot is better
teriyaki mascot is better than Ronald mcdonald. i dunno, i just hate clowns and those who try to look like them.makes me want to bash their heads in.
the video won't load. i'll try searching for it on youtube
Or you can just shoot the clown in the head
that's sick
and he was still smiling when who's the guy shot him
The killer is the Burger King
That guy is evil.
geez.
now burger king is a sociopath?
Not really
We can say that he's just a tough competitor, heh.
and i thought
Burger King hated Jollibee because of Champ haha! ohwell..
Hmm
Maybe Jollibee will be the next drive-by shooting victim. I'd get bulletproof windows if I were him.
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