Buddha would kick your ass
I alway enjoy the Moment of Zen at the end of each episode of the Daily Show with Jon Stewart. But yesterday's was even more enjoyable than usual. It was a Sri Lankan Buddhist peace rally--literally a true Moment of Zen.
It's a peaceful peace march. What could possibly go wrong? Oops, looks like we have a little bit of tension here....
In situations like this, a good Buddhist quietly meditates and asks himself, "What would Buddha do?"
Buddha would kick the crap out of your infidel ass! Yeah, that's what Buddha would do!
It's nice to know that Christians don't have a monopoly on religious hypocrisy. Yay.
Hehehe
This Buddhist is gonna be a cockroach in my kitchen soon if continues acting like that. Karma stuff, you know, hehe
-----
Tyranids may look unpleasant, but believe me, you don't want to let them out of your sight | http://carnifex.blog.com
It could be worse
He could come back as a tapeworm in a supermodel's intestines.
Hahahahha!
Mean.
Oh the starvation...
Poor wormy :-/
Tyranids may look unpleasant, but believe me, you don't want to let them out of your sight | http://carnifex.blog.com
Wormy?
You're clearly showing your girly-ness.
So it means...
I'm at the point of no turning back? :-(
Tyranids may look unpleasant, but believe me, you don't want to let them out of your sight
I'm not entirely sure how it works
I am sure that your 1% is becoming 2% now :)
Just 2%?
Come on, give him a bit more credit than that.
Hahahah!
I agree I agree.
How we love to talk about his sexuality
3% then?
I think it's definitely
> 50% :-|
Good god...
Wear pantyhose, high heels and miniskirt to friend's birthday party - get one percent.
Make slim chicken avatar with black dress and fishnet pantyhose (you can see that with 400% zoom) - get more than fifty percent.
Real fair :-/
Tyranids may look unpleasant, but believe me, you don't want to let them out of your sight
It just means that
I'm more generous with the percentages :-P
Oooh. Don't forget that
when you're about to give us gifts for christmas. Don't forget to mail carney and neko!
I don't like Christmas
I'm the Grinch :-P
It's ok
So long as you like us. Right Tiffy? So you do want to be generous with us don't you?
So I guess you weren't paying attention
when I mentioned that I'm a cheap bastard :-P
Oh really?
I think I'll skip that. What did you say you were again? Generous? Yea...
I skipped it too, yay
Yeah. I heard the word generous.
That's heresy!
The Christians don't have a monopoly on religious hypocrisy?
Of course they don't
But they're still the market leaders though, heh :-P
Post new comment