The case for nude Olympics
I turned on the TV yesterday and chanced upon a judo match between the Netherlands and China at the 2008 Olympic Games in Beijing. I instantly got confused. Do they have mixed-gender competitions at the Olympics now? Why is the Dutch girl going up against a Chinese dude?
Lizz told me that the Chinese judoka is a woman, but I found that hard to believe. I mean, look at him/her.
Chinese judoka Xu Yan, allegedly female
Of course, just like effeminate male pop stars, manly female athletes are a dime a dozen. I think that, aside from the strict drug tests, Olympic officials should also do penis checks for athletes that claim to be female. It's not that hard (har har)--just pull their pants down and look.
In fairness, maybe Xu Yan really is a woman, and she only looks so macho because of excessive use of steroids. If that's the case, she should be careful to not turn into a man like East German athlete Heidi Krieger did.
Anyway, I have an idea. Why don't we have all athletes compete totally naked like they did in the original Olympics in ancient Greece? That would clear up most gender ambiguity problems. As a bonus, steroid abusers can be easily identified by their funny shrunken testicles.
Taking away clothes and shoes also has the added benefit of making the competition a lot fairer. At the highest level of athletics, contests are routinely won and lost by mere milliseconds. Shouldn't those milliseconds be decided by athletic ability and not by the quality of shoes or aerodynamic suits?
And besides, nudity would make women's gymnastics even more fun to watch. Yay.
also...
nudity can be used to distract ones opponent especially if they were of the third gender.
mmm
I think you'll be distracted by the nude third gender instead.
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Japanese athletes
would be more distracted by the 4th gender--tentacles!
Heh
Hard to run when you have an erection huh.
I think...
...that her facial structure is pretty average. She's not a bombastically pretty girl, but you can tell she's female if you look hard. I think it's the hair that really throws you off-- put a ponytail on her and she'll look like any regular female athlete.
(Yet another testament to the power of a good hairstyle!) :D
So she needs a makeover...
and maybe some female hormone injections too :-D
But... do you want to see
But... do you want to see these guys naked?
Oh hell no
I retract my suggestion :-(
Yay!
Gay sex!Greco-Roman wrestling!_____
My dead blog is dead since I hate blogging and I lead the most boring life ever.
Heh
Sounds like you're excited.
On the other hand...
On the other hand...
Now I can't decide
Why are you trying to confuse me? :-(
Okay, how about we have a compromise? Only women (except weightlifters) should compete nude.
She has
high cheekbones. :D
You know what else
has high cheekbones? Dudes :-D
lol
i think being nude in gymnastics would hurt badly, think about vaulting and falling, and splits, with clothes gone i think it would definitely be painful in men's part... hahahaha
Really?
I never realized that skimpy leotards provide so much protection :-|
Hmmm...
Does any of my experiments make her look more female to anyone?
Hehehe
Still looks like a dude to me.
Beijing and their genetic
Beijing and their genetic experiments. :(
oh yee of little faith...
That means you, J. :P
Holy cow!
Praise Photoshop!
Wow! How'd you remove the words?
Is that what you used to make her up? :p
Funny how much she looks like Kaye Brosas now though
Huh?
Kaye who?
Yup!
I used photoshop to remove the words and put makeup on. It's like painting, except more fun. :)
Wow
That's something I'd never find fun hehe...
they also have that
mixed gender events in weight lifting! i was so confused too!
Really?
The women there must look totally like obese men.
Interesting
You now also talk about Lizz in your blog nao. Interesting indeed! :-D
And Judo is a brutal sport. Really.
Let the Foodistas Guide YOU.
Yes, judo is brutal
Didn't someone I know once broke her arm because of judo? :-P
Lizz and Chicken sitting in a tree
B.L.O.G.G.I.N.G.
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My dead blog is dead since I hate blogging and I lead the most boring life ever.
Really?
There are WiFi-enabled trees? :-P
Blogging?
Is that what the kids are calling it nowadays? ;)
;-)
;-)
chinese women athletes looks musculine because...
they were force...i mean train to make love to women so that their manly side will become dominant and in turn, they become stronger athletes. its a secret chinese sport training program that was revealed to me by a mainland chinese refugee i met in downtown chinatown. using hormones are illegal and can be detected by modern drug test. this natural testostarone enhancement program is now perfected by the chinese. it was accidentally discovered by population control scientists, who originally were finding ways to control the chinese population.actually, they were fooling around with the female volunteers when the discovery happened. the rest is history.
:-D
This comment made my day, and it's not even 3 AM yet.
i see your wasting your life
i see your wasting your life away reading all these trash at 3am. you will wake up in time for lunch. after three hours more of useless net surfing its merienda time. a few more hours of checking junk mails and its dinner time. all 'net' and no play makes a 'dullful' joyfulchicken. he.
Well,
it has been no net and no play for me the past two days :-(
Yay epic
Yay epic win!
http://ademagnaye.com - my stupid blog
is it because...
of ramadan? observing abstenance and fastings?
Yes
We Muslims have weird traditions.
We will still have one problem left
Post op transvestites. Do you have a solution for that too?
Damn it!
You people always come up with ways to beat the system :-(
There's a system to beat?
You learn something new everyday!
Let the Foodistas Guide YOU.
As usual,
the Chicken Mafia is an excellent source for enlightenment.
WTF
Maaaan, you know there is such thing in the web like search engine, http://google.com if you don't, go there to understand why this post is bullshit
Goo-what?
Never heard of it.
Oh yes.
Sending a guy to Google without even providing which searchwords he should use once he gets there, is so much more cool, macho and shit than simply gathering whatever is left of your balls and saying what you mean directly...
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