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Chickens watching Survivor: chocolate cake and jugular floss

joyfulchicken's picture

It was time for another Survivor auction, and everyone was given 500 fake dollars to bid on food and other goodies. Fun!


WARNING: spoilers ahead.

During the auction, Jason got sent off to exile island, while Natalie hit the jackpot.


Natalie's chocolate high soon got ruined when she remembered that Jason would get a chance to find the hidden immunity idol--maybe even the real one this time.


A sneak peek into the little bitch's bag confirmed that he had the idol. But the suddenly talkative Natalie (she barely said a word in the first 10 episodes) wasn't worried.


Whoa! Who knew that Natalie is such an evil bitch? Would Jason wise up and use the idol, or would Natalie floss her teeth with his jugular? Let's find out.


Heh, poor Jason. Maybe having the hidden immunity idol isn't such a great thing after all.

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philos's picture

What the heck is wrong with this kid?

Did he think he's suddenly popular after that ass (aka Cirie) licking he did?

joyfulchicken's picture

Heh, harsh

But you can't deny that the kid is funny. Who else are we gonna laugh at when he gets voted off in two weeks? Tsk.

philos's picture

Why Ciree of course

When they turn on her fat-ass!

joyfulchicken's picture

The way things are going,

she might actually win the whole thing.

where's everybody?

i guess you should run around in the chicken costume again JC... =P

joyfulchicken's picture

I guess

nobody watches Survivor anymore :-(

Hey!

I actually saw this episode! Kewl!

During the auction, i felt sorry for Natalie because during the first few times, she got totally crappy items. And she looked so thin despite having those huge jugs! But boy, she really is an evil bitch! who knew they could pull off another fast one on the guys!

joyfulchicken's picture

Her jugs are fake :-D

And I stopped feeling sorry for her when she refused to even try the bat soup. Bats are yummy. Tried one once... it tasted like, um, chicken. Really.

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