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joyfulchicken's picture

I'm doing this one earlier than usual because the season finale of Survivor:Micronesia starts in two hours. So let's hurry through this episode.

Erik won the reward challenge, and, in a clumsy attempt to get back on Amanda's good side, he shared his reward with her. That pissed off Natalie, who was pretty much his only ally in the game.


WARNING: spoilers ahead.

All the women wanted Erik gone, but he managed to win the immunity necklace, so it was game over for Natalie... until Cirie came up with a crazy scheme.


Nah, that would never work. No one can possibly be that naive.


No way he would fall for that nonsense, right?


Holy crap! I guess I underestimated Erik's stupidity. That was definitely the dumbest move ever. Why, Erik, why?


So, for the first time in Survivor history, we have an all-female final four. In a few hours, either Amanda or Cirie will win a million dollars, then we'll have a reunion show where everyone gets to laugh at Erik some more. Fun!

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philos's picture

Idiot! Idiot!

She didn't even promise necking for the necklace!

joyfulchicken's picture

I thought about

making a few pearl necklace jokes, but I didn't think too many people would get them, hehe.

I would!

I would!

joyfulchicken's picture

Damn

I should have catered to the perverts in my audience.

philos's picture

Just saw the clips

Yep, he is stupid. Action speaks louder than word my ass. He'd have done better trying to win immunity each time than doing what he did. I'd vote him off just for being a fish-brain. Clearly he's not smart enough to even be called "monkey-boy".

joyfulchicken's picture

Yeah

I guess it's back to scooping ice cream for him.

Erik is NOT the dumbest

Erik is NOT the dumbest survivor ever, Colby was. Colby won the last immunity and was able to choose the one contestant he sat next to in the final jury. He chose Tina instead of Keith, which ended up costing him 1,000,000 dollars. Had he not chosen her he would have won, they polled the jury and that was what they said. Worse yet he knew that he would win if he didnt choose Tina, but he said he would rather get second place and lose the 1,000,000 dollars than let the other contestant Keith even get second, that was the dumbest survivor move ever, a GAURANTEED 1,000,000 dollars. Erik still would have had to beat three more players to win even if they would have kept him, far from a sure bet. COLBY will always be the dumbest survivor ever.

philos's picture

But Colby's my favorite survivor

(Probably because Survivor Australia was the only one I followed)

joyfulchicken's picture

You like losers huh :-P

Let's just hope that you don't follow his example if you ever get on Survivor Philippines.

joyfulchicken's picture

You're right,

Colby made a pretty dumb move there. Lots of people make dumb moves in the game, so it's hard to say who's the dumbest. But that's why we watch, right? Stupid people embarrassing themselves = fun >:)

neko-chan's picture

Must be the lack of nutrition

that's making him stupid. Don't know why that made the others smarter though.

joyfulchicken's picture

Like Catinamosh would say,

maybe he didn't have enough iodized salt as a child.

i dont know y

but i keep having dat apologize song playing in my head.... haha

joyfulchicken's picture

You confuse me as usual :-P

What song?

apologize

Its too late to apologize, its too late... LSS

is that the one

by one republic??? weeee!!!!!!!!:D

joyfulchicken's picture

Still don't know

what you kids are talking about. I'm so out of touch with pop culture :-(

check the video:)

joyfulchicken's picture

I was expecting it

to be painfully horrible, but... I kinda like it :-| Oh no.

haha

yeay!

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