Chickens watching Survivor: hungry for a win

What do you do when you win so much that you're bored? Paint the floor blue, of course. Don't ask... I don't get it either.

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At the other beach, the losers were trying to make fire without a flint. Yeah, good luck on that. Michelle held her eyeglasses over a coconut and prayed to the sun god. Hahaha, as if that will ever work. Wait... it worked! Fire! Fire! Oh my god, the sun god is the true god!

WARNING: possible spoilers ahead.

Will finally getting a fire give the losers the needed morale boost to win a challenge? Nope. They forgot to pray for a victory. Ha! Losers.

The reward challenge was kinda fun. It was like basketball and ice skating (without the skates) combined. The dummies had to make their way across a very slippery surface and toss a ball into a basket. Hilarity and serious physical injuries ensued. The old guy nicknamed Papa Smurf (which sounds like the screen name an online pedophile would use) hit the deck particularly hard. Soon, he couldn't breathe, and medics had to be called.

"I can't see any real evidence of anything very severe going on," said the medic. Translation: don't be a pussy.

Did he die? Hmm, I don't remember, but let's just presume that he did. It's more entertaining that way.

The immunity challenge was pretty fun too. It was an eating contest! Items on the menu included clams (yum), fish eyeballs (not too bad), and peanut worms. Peanut worms? Are those like gummi bears? Last item: pig snouts. Hmm... I wonder what those taste like....

Waiter, there's a fly on my pig snout!

Loser Anthony was apparently so disgusted by the hairy donuts that he couldn't get it down. Just like that, the losers lost yet another challenge. Some members of the tribe wanted to kick Anthony off for chickening out on the pig snouts. But the majority eventually voted against Sylvia because nobody likes her.

Yay, we're done! These "chickens watching Survivor" entries seem to be getting shorter and less accurate with each passing week. Fortunately, no one cares.

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