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Chickens watching Survivor: Kathy's March Madness

joyfulchicken's picture

The latest episode of Survivor came one day early, but I didn't feel compelled to do the recap early because there will be no new episode this week thanks to March Madness. Boo. Wait, I like March Madness. Yay.

Erik has been alternating between extreme love and extreme hate for his idol Ozzy all season long. Today, it's love.


WARNING: spoilers ahead.

In the reward challenge, four members from each tribe had to roll a giant wheel while blindfolded.


Despite Cirie's inability to tell left from right, the orange tribe won the challenge. The reward? A snack and a shower.


Erik was probably drooling at Ozzy.

Over at the other camp, life was miserable. Kathy couldn't stop complaining.


She woke up the next day and immediately had a mental breakdown.


Notice how no one shed a tear when she quit. Remember how they bawled when Jonathan had to leave last week? Hmm. Without the crazy old woman to slow them down, they won yet another immunity challenge.

Tracy and her giant boobs were voted off. I'll miss them.

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lolz!

Kathy has always been weird anyway... and Erik, it's funny he's still there!

joyfulchicken's picture

Erik is funny

Or maybe I'm just retarded. I laugh every time I see the phrase "ice cream scooper" pop up on the screen. I don't know why.

neko-chan's picture

Haha

Cirie is the funny host of the show this time :p

joyfulchicken's picture

She is?

I'm just thankful that she didn't decide to get naked :-D

neko-chan's picture

Only this time

Other than that she's a pain.

joyfulchicken's picture

That she is

They should have voted her off a long time ago.

carnifex's picture

Or killed mercilessly...

and eaten her.
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My new blog (even I don't know why I need it)

joyfulchicken's picture

Sounds like an idea

for a new reality show.

Thank you chicken nation!

Maybe I'm retarded (I've never been able to debate convincingly against the notion!) but I've not seen a good listing of the altered broadcast times (sheesh, watching it later from the web is a poor excuse for the real thing!)

Thank you chicken mafia for at least letting me know I'm not getting my fix this week. I think I'll now go throw a fit like Kathy.

"I JUST CAN'T GO ON!!!"

joyfulchicken's picture

I too was surprised

by the schedule change last week. Would it have killed them to include a short announcement at the end of the previous episode? :-|

philos's picture

I can't believe you put in Lion Queen

Instead of Lion Queer hehe... Cirie's so inept hehe..

joyfulchicken's picture

"Lion Queer"?

Is that the term you Christians prefer? :-P

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