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Last week, Tribe John Woo threw an immunity challenge as part of their strategy. Will they throw another one to eliminate James like they planned to? We'll see.

Tribe Bruce Lee won the reward challenge, kidnapped their old pal James, and headed to a teahouse. Hmm, why does this teahouse have bathtubs? Weird.


WARNING: spoilers ahead.

Crafty little boy Todd convinced James to give him the clue to the hidden immunity idol because he had a brilliant plan to save James from getting voted off. Todd then told his buddy Amanda about the idol. Amanda started looking for it right in the middle of the day... not very smart, but at least she was discreet. Can't say the same thing about Todd though.


What a dumbass. Frosti was standing right there! And I thought he's supposed to be the smart one of the bunch. Remember how Earl lured the rest of the tribe away so that Yau-Man could search for the idol in peace last season? That's the way to do it. Well, too late. Now Frosti knows. And Todd continued his stupid streak by telling Courtney and Denise too. Why? Dumbass.

Anyway, Todd revealed his big "save James" plot, which, while needlessly complicated, could work. But the other tribe was about to unknowingly throw a monkey wrench into the plan....


Hmm, so now James would try to throw the challenge while the rest of his tribe tries to win? It's a complete reversal from the last episode, heh. This should be fun.

Hey look, it's the annual gross native food immunity challenge! Yay! Jeff Probst announced each "disgusting" Chinese food item with disgustingly mangled Mandarin.


Hmm... I wonder what the baby turtles taste like.

Tribe Bruce Lee was supposed to try their best to win, but Denise the lunch lady apparently didn't like the chicken fetus.


Screaming at scary food doesn't help, Denise. And James should have read "Throwing Challenges for Dummies" before going in. Just like that, Todd's lame evil scheme failed miserably... not that they needed such a scheme in the first place. They voted off Sherea, which is the right thing to do anyway.

Sherea shouldn't have snubbed Peih-Gee at the reward challenge. Her bitchiness set off the chain of paranoia that eventually doomed her. Yay for karma.

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euri's picture

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Who told you to watch it while eating anyway?

joyfulchicken's picture

Eating makes TV more fun

Besides, I like multitasking :-D

neko-chan's picture

I'm so confused

with the todd-james-amanda-frosti uh...mixup. Never mind :P
Oh yuck the fetus. I know you've tried it before. How did it taste like?

philos's picture

You'll be tasting it in a few weeks :p

I'm glad Sherea's out hehe...

joyfulchicken's picture

Really?

Chicken fetus instead of duck? I don't see that around here :-/

philos's picture

Err yeah

That's just gross :p

neko-chan's picture

Haha

Whoever said I'm going to be tasting it? I'll just watch you eat.

joyfulchicken's picture

You have no choice

It's impolite to refuse food from your hosts >:)

neko-chan's picture

Buek!!!

Not in a million years would I eat it :P

joyfulchicken's picture

:-(

Come on! It's yummy. My treat.

neko-chan's picture

Nah....

Treat me to dessert :P

joyfulchicken's picture

But that is dessert!

OK, not really, but still....

neko-chan's picture

How bout cakes,

ice creams? I know you like them too :P Let's!

joyfulchicken's picture

But you can get

ice cream and cakes anywhere. Don't you want to try native delicacies? :-P

carnifex's picture

Pardon my ignorance

But don't chicken feti taste like... uh... chicken?
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joyfulchicken's picture

How would I know?

Never tried it before. Duck fetuses don't really taste a lot like duck though.

Oh great, now I'm hungry.

carnifex's picture

Feti!!!

So how do the duck feti taste then?
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joyfulchicken's picture

Fetuses, damn it, fetuses!

The taste? Delicious :-D

neko-chan's picture

Ok I presume

one is speaking england, one is speak america? Hahaha. Feti sounds kinda funny.

Surely you have great cakes and ice cream. Fetus...yuck.

joyfulchicken's picture

What if we make

fetus ice cream? >:)

neko-chan's picture

I was going to say

I'll eat it if you can find it but then again I better not. Who knows...Not taking the risk :P

joyfulchicken's picture

That's too bad

I could make some you know :-P

carnifex's picture

You know how to make food? o_O

Whoa, dude...
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joyfulchicken's picture

Not really, but

how hard can it be to put some fetuses and ice cream into a blender? :-D

carnifex's picture

Yeah, they taught us British English at school

They invented the language, after all, didn't they :-P I speak with a terrible American accent though, because I talked mostly with Americans in my life :-(

And it's still FETI!!!
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joyfulchicken's picture

Fetuses!

Look it up :-P

carnifex's picture

Sorry, my mistake

Fœti!!!
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joyfulchicken's picture

You Europeans

and your crazy languages :-P

joyfulchicken's picture

Sorry

Poor narration huh. That's the best I could come up with at 8 AM :-| To summarize, only Todd, Amanda, and James were supposed to know about the immunity idol. Frosti inadvertently walked into it.

And no, I don't know what chicken fetus tastes like. But I'd imagine that it's similar to the balut (duck fetus) here.

philos's picture

Feti

Sounds like cheese hehe... now that I would like.

joyfulchicken's picture

Hmm

I think balut would taste great with some cheese :-D

neko-chan's picture

Balut

Sounds like gluttinous rice wrapped in banana leaves :)

joyfulchicken's picture

Um, er...

yes yes, maybe that's what it is. So would you promise to eat some balut? >:)

neko-chan's picture

Hahaha!

I'm sure it's not! Sneaky little fella...

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