Chickens watching Survivor: losing your lunch
Last week, Tribe John Woo threw an immunity challenge as part of their strategy. Will they throw another one to eliminate James like they planned to? We'll see.
Tribe Bruce Lee won the reward challenge, kidnapped their old pal James, and headed to a teahouse. Hmm, why does this teahouse have bathtubs? Weird.
WARNING: spoilers ahead.
Crafty little boy Todd convinced James to give him the clue to the hidden immunity idol because he had a brilliant plan to save James from getting voted off. Todd then told his buddy Amanda about the idol. Amanda started looking for it right in the middle of the day... not very smart, but at least she was discreet. Can't say the same thing about Todd though.
What a dumbass. Frosti was standing right there! And I thought he's supposed to be the smart one of the bunch. Remember how Earl lured the rest of the tribe away so that Yau-Man could search for the idol in peace last season? That's the way to do it. Well, too late. Now Frosti knows. And Todd continued his stupid streak by telling Courtney and Denise too. Why? Dumbass.
Anyway, Todd revealed his big "save James" plot, which, while needlessly complicated, could work. But the other tribe was about to unknowingly throw a monkey wrench into the plan....
Hmm, so now James would try to throw the challenge while the rest of his tribe tries to win? It's a complete reversal from the last episode, heh. This should be fun.
Hey look, it's the annual gross native food immunity challenge! Yay! Jeff Probst announced each "disgusting" Chinese food item with disgustingly mangled Mandarin.
Hmm... I wonder what the baby turtles taste like.
Tribe Bruce Lee was supposed to try their best to win, but Denise the lunch lady apparently didn't like the chicken fetus.
Screaming at scary food doesn't help, Denise. And James should have read "Throwing Challenges for Dummies" before going in. Just like that, Todd's lame evil scheme failed miserably... not that they needed such a scheme in the first place. They voted off Sherea, which is the right thing to do anyway.
Sherea shouldn't have snubbed Peih-Gee at the reward challenge. Her bitchiness set off the chain of paranoia that eventually doomed her. Yay for karma.
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Who told you to watch it while eating anyway?
Eating makes TV more fun
Besides, I like multitasking :-D
I'm so confused
with the todd-james-amanda-frosti uh...mixup. Never mind :P
Oh yuck the fetus. I know you've tried it before. How did it taste like?
You'll be tasting it in a few weeks :p
I'm glad Sherea's out hehe...
Really?
Chicken fetus instead of duck? I don't see that around here :-/
Err yeah
That's just gross :p
Haha
Whoever said I'm going to be tasting it? I'll just watch you eat.
You have no choice
It's impolite to refuse food from your hosts >:)
Buek!!!
Not in a million years would I eat it :P
:-(
Come on! It's yummy. My treat.
Nah....
Treat me to dessert :P
But that is dessert!
OK, not really, but still....
How bout cakes,
ice creams? I know you like them too :P Let's!
But you can get
ice cream and cakes anywhere. Don't you want to try native delicacies? :-P
Pardon my ignorance
But don't chicken feti taste like... uh... chicken?
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How would I know?
Never tried it before. Duck fetuses don't really taste a lot like duck though.
Oh great, now I'm hungry.
Feti!!!
So how do the duck feti taste then?
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Fetuses, damn it, fetuses!
The taste? Delicious :-D
Ok I presume
one is speaking england, one is speak america? Hahaha. Feti sounds kinda funny.
Surely you have great cakes and ice cream. Fetus...yuck.
What if we make
fetus ice cream? >:)
I was going to say
I'll eat it if you can find it but then again I better not. Who knows...Not taking the risk :P
That's too bad
I could make some you know :-P
You know how to make food? o_O
Whoa, dude...
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Not really, but
how hard can it be to put some fetuses and ice cream into a blender? :-D
Yeah, they taught us British English at school
They invented the language, after all, didn't they :-P I speak with a terrible American accent though, because I talked mostly with Americans in my life :-(
And it's still FETI!!!
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Fetuses!
Look it up :-P
Sorry, my mistake
Fœti!!!
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You Europeans
and your crazy languages :-P
Sorry
Poor narration huh. That's the best I could come up with at 8 AM :-| To summarize, only Todd, Amanda, and James were supposed to know about the immunity idol. Frosti inadvertently walked into it.
And no, I don't know what chicken fetus tastes like. But I'd imagine that it's similar to the balut (duck fetus) here.
Feti
Sounds like cheese hehe... now that I would like.
Hmm
I think balut would taste great with some cheese :-D
Balut
Sounds like gluttinous rice wrapped in banana leaves :)
Um, er...
yes yes, maybe that's what it is. So would you promise to eat some balut? >:)
Hahaha!
I'm sure it's not! Sneaky little fella...
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