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joyfulchicken's picture

The latest episode of Survivor must have been designed to incur PETA's wrath. First, we start off with Ami dishing out some excessive violence on a crab.


WARNING: spoilers ahead.

Then we have Jason beating a rat to death with an oar. Jack Nicholson would be proud.


And how about Jeff Probst forcing his poor human hamsters to run through a deadly obstacle course?


Next, we have psycho Ami making another appearance, this time threatening a goat with a machete. Oh wait, that's not a goat. That's just Erik, who had made Ami angry by trying to turn the tribe against her.


I love Ami. She can be both creepily sweet and obviously crazy at the same time, which makes her a lot of fun to watch. Unfortunately, her psychological manipulation tactics couldn't save her this time.


Well, at least she didn't snap and chop everyone up with her machete. Next week's episode promises to bring us some pure comedy, so stay tuned.

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neko-chan's picture

Haha run of shame

I can never join survivor. Never. Zettai.

joyfulchicken's picture

Never say never

It's only a matter of time before they do an Asian edition of Survivor with a prize of one million yen and a tamagochi as the host.

i say again..

Survivor should go to Siquijor. They need a little out-of-this-world factor.

joyfulchicken's picture

Let me guess what's gonna happen next

Someone from Malaysia will wonder what the hell you're talking about, then someone from Lithuania will post a Wikipedia link that doesn't really explain anything :-D

carnifex's picture

OK

I'm waiting for the Malaysian now :-|
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neko-chan's picture

Here comes the Malaysian

Huh? What, where??

carnifex's picture

There!

The oh so expected link.
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joyfulchicken's picture

Good job, you two :-P

But Wikipedia didn't really explain why Siquijor would be a good location for Survivor, did it? :-P

neko-chan's picture

1 million yen huh

Kekko desu. Thanks but no thanks.

joyfulchicken's picture

Too low?

If I remember correctly, The Amazing Race Asia also had a pretty small prize. Asians are so cheap.

neko-chan's picture

Hmm

perhaps we can wait for another wiki link to give us the answer?

joyfulchicken's picture

Or we can just

assume that I'm right as usual :-D

philos's picture

Or you can wait for the loremaster

Siquijor

Siquijor is a beautiful island east of Dumaguete. It's usually known for its beauty and low crime rate but it's also known as an island of sorcerers. On the island live the native sorcerers and healers with strange and awesome powers. The mambabarang is a fearsome sorcerer who can attack and even kill through magick. The mambabarang is known for using a strange hex using insects. The mambabarang would instruct these insects to enter the victim's body to make the victim sick or even die. Fortunately, a victim can have himself/herself cured by consulting a healer or another mambabarang. The healers of the island are called mananambals. The mananambal can cure and counter harmful spells but they can also attack through magick. Despite the skepticisms and denials of the island's officials whether sorcery exists on the island, the people swear that it does exist and it's very much alive and feared in Siquijor.

And this is why Siquijor would be an interesting place for Survivor to venture to.

N.B. Stole it from this forum.

joyfulchicken's picture

Loremaster?

More like plagiarism master :-P

neko-chan's picture

Ah! Wrong one

we were talking about the Amazing Race Asia prize money :P

joyfulchicken's picture

Damn it, Philos

Watch where you are posting :-P

philos's picture

Why the heck were you even talking about

Amazing Race in a Survivor's Recap thread? :p

philos's picture

I don't get it

Did Erik really turned the tribe against Ami? Or did he try to get them to like her and failed? Was Ami being sarcastic with the machete? Or did she meant it in a scary way?

joyfulchicken's picture

What she was really trying to say:

"Thanks for ratting me out. It didn't work. Now you die."

Kinda intimidating

the long thread of comments and replies you guys have. I'm kinda interrupting. Plus, I got nothing witty to say! Heheh!

I don't get to watch Survivor that much nowadays! That's why I like this Survivor recaps! Kewl! I get the gist of things!

joyfulchicken's picture

Most of the long threads here

are pure nonsense, so it's easy to jump right in :-D

neko-chan's picture

Wow

People are complimenting us for the crap we say here?

Jigs, when I first came here I jumped in with a bucket of shit like it's nobody's business. Just don't be "Dodgy".

joyfulchicken's picture

Haha

Yes, we appeal to the lowest common denominator.

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