Chickens watching Survivor: someone please call PETA
The latest episode of Survivor must have been designed to incur PETA's wrath. First, we start off with Ami dishing out some excessive violence on a crab.
WARNING: spoilers ahead.
Then we have Jason beating a rat to death with an oar. Jack Nicholson would be proud.
And how about Jeff Probst forcing his poor human hamsters to run through a deadly obstacle course?
Next, we have psycho Ami making another appearance, this time threatening a goat with a machete. Oh wait, that's not a goat. That's just Erik, who had made Ami angry by trying to turn the tribe against her.
I love Ami. She can be both creepily sweet and obviously crazy at the same time, which makes her a lot of fun to watch. Unfortunately, her psychological manipulation tactics couldn't save her this time.
Well, at least she didn't snap and chop everyone up with her machete. Next week's episode promises to bring us some pure comedy, so stay tuned.
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Haha run of shame
I can never join survivor. Never. Zettai.
Never say never
It's only a matter of time before they do an Asian edition of Survivor with a prize of one million yen and a tamagochi as the host.
i say again..
Survivor should go to Siquijor. They need a little out-of-this-world factor.
Let me guess what's gonna happen next
Someone from Malaysia will wonder what the hell you're talking about, then someone from Lithuania will post a Wikipedia link that doesn't really explain anything :-D
OK
I'm waiting for the Malaysian now :-|
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My new blog (even I don't know why I need it)
Here comes the Malaysian
Huh? What, where??
There!
The oh so expected link.
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My new blog (even I don't know why I need it)
Good job, you two :-P
But Wikipedia didn't really explain why Siquijor would be a good location for Survivor, did it? :-P
1 million yen huh
Kekko desu. Thanks but no thanks.
Too low?
If I remember correctly, The Amazing Race Asia also had a pretty small prize. Asians are so cheap.
Hmm
perhaps we can wait for another wiki link to give us the answer?
Or we can just
assume that I'm right as usual :-D
Or you can wait for the loremaster
Siquijor
Siquijor is a beautiful island east of Dumaguete. It's usually known for its beauty and low crime rate but it's also known as an island of sorcerers. On the island live the native sorcerers and healers with strange and awesome powers. The mambabarang is a fearsome sorcerer who can attack and even kill through magick. The mambabarang is known for using a strange hex using insects. The mambabarang would instruct these insects to enter the victim's body to make the victim sick or even die. Fortunately, a victim can have himself/herself cured by consulting a healer or another mambabarang. The healers of the island are called mananambals. The mananambal can cure and counter harmful spells but they can also attack through magick. Despite the skepticisms and denials of the island's officials whether sorcery exists on the island, the people swear that it does exist and it's very much alive and feared in Siquijor.
And this is why Siquijor would be an interesting place for Survivor to venture to.
N.B. Stole it from this forum.
Loremaster?
More like plagiarism master :-P
Ah! Wrong one
we were talking about the Amazing Race Asia prize money :P
Damn it, Philos
Watch where you are posting :-P
Why the heck were you even talking about
Amazing Race in a Survivor's Recap thread? :p
I don't get it
Did Erik really turned the tribe against Ami? Or did he try to get them to like her and failed? Was Ami being sarcastic with the machete? Or did she meant it in a scary way?
What she was really trying to say:
"Thanks for ratting me out. It didn't work. Now you die."
Kinda intimidating
the long thread of comments and replies you guys have. I'm kinda interrupting. Plus, I got nothing witty to say! Heheh!
I don't get to watch Survivor that much nowadays! That's why I like this Survivor recaps! Kewl! I get the gist of things!
Most of the long threads here
are pure nonsense, so it's easy to jump right in :-D
Wow
People are complimenting us for the crap we say here?
Jigs, when I first came here I jumped in with a bucket of shit like it's nobody's business. Just don't be "Dodgy".
Haha
Yes, we appeal to the lowest common denominator.
PETA IS STUIPID
Those PETA idiot were whinning about a episode of SURVIVOR a few years back over the part of skinning and dressing a rat these jerk held a stupid protest with one of them wearing a idiotic rat costume and hoding a sign reading RATS HAVE RIGHTS yeah PETA idiots tell that to some parent after their child been bitten by a rat and what about the bird collonies being harmed by introduced rats SCREW YOU PETA A CHICKEN IS MORE INTELEGENT THEN PETA
Yeah
And apparently, more intelligent than plovers.
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