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joyfulchicken's picture

Another entertaining episode... yay!

The winners of this week's reward challenge went to an "authentic" Micronesian village for a feast. But little boy Erik was feasting his eyes on something else.


WARNING: spoilers ahead.

The immunity challenge had the survivors trying to hold up buckets of colorful goo for as long as they could. I'm sure that sounds boring, and it was... until Jeff appeared with plates of food and tried to tempt players to quit. Hilarity ensued.


After five grueling hours, only Parvati and Jason were left standing (Ozzy quit for three chocolate donuts). Jeff then came out with a huge temptation platter.


That was obviously a dumb move by Jason. Guarantees mean nothing in this game, and Jason was still the target. James explained the logic at the tribal council.


Four votes to one? It's all over for poor Jason, right?


Hahaha! I knew it! Of course the sneaky producers would rearrange the votes to make it more exciting!

What a blindside that was. Ozzy totally didn't see it coming. And he was fuming mad afterwards too, which should add fireworks to the final tribal council. I can't wait.

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I dont get it...

Why do they hate Jason?

joyfulchicken's picture

Hmm, I'm not sure

He probably the lowest IQ in the history of Survivor, but he seems friendly enough. And it's not as if the others are geniuses.

philos's picture

You know what?

I don't want Cirie voted out until the very last chance to get voted out. I want her to get nothing but bust her ass off to get nothing. That said,

"Hey Ozie! Not so clever with the immunity idol now huh?"

joyfulchicken's picture

I'm getting the feeling

that Cirie is going to win. Boo.

neko-chan's picture

You spelt Ozzy wrong

Anyway I think they still get paid. The more the longer they stay.

joyfulchicken's picture

I think you're right

By the way, they're doing a Philippine version of Survivor. Philos should audition.

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