Christmas cannibals
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'Twas the night after Christmas, when all through the house
every creature was stirring, except for this mouse.
He drank too much eggnog and now he's lying dead.
And look! Two other mice are feasting on his head.
NOM NOM NOM... BRAINZZZ....
I hope all you sickos enjoyed the gruesome sight.
Happy Christmas to all, and to all a good night!
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Thanks for the picture, Chinesemafia. My condolences for your headless dead pet mouse.
Hahahaha
Nice poem, JC, I'm impressed :-)
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My dead blog is dead since I hate blogging and I lead the most boring life ever.
I've captured
the spirit of Christmas, haven't I? Yay!
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They didn't really eat that poor mouse's head, did they? :(
According to Chinesemafia,
they were eating the dead mouse. I don't know if they were chewing the head, but I needed a word that rhymes with "dead" :-D
Did anyone take a video?
I know that rats and hamster do that. But I wanna see the actual thing. They leave behind the skeleton? Do they attack and eat? Or does it die naturally and then they eat it?
Let the Foodistas Guide YOU.
Hmm, no idea
We'll have to wait for answers from Chinesemafia.
good poem...
but what were those asterisks for?
They're not asterisks
They're snowflakes!
Nah. I added them so that the lines of the poem wouldn't break.
I thought the asteriks were
I thought the asteriks were a haiku
Oh right, a haiku
Yes, yes, that's what they were.
Snowflakes it is!
Originally, I thought those are snowflakes. Yet I thought they should have spaces in between.. though I've never seen snowflakes for real, but I think they're never intact..
Oh nevermind.
Haha
Yay for over-thinking it.
Could someone please pass
Could someone please pass the stuffing?
What stuffing?
Poop? Eww.
SICK!!!
:((
Merry Christmas still. :D
It's not a merry Christmas
for the mouse :-P
Macro
Is it intended for the pic to be unfocused like that? I want some Ogrish stuff! Make it clear! Lol.
Chinesemafia is
a lousy photographer.
nice
now that is a pretty interesting gruesome poem LOL but i enjoyed it nonetheless. happy new year everyone. oh JC how did the tagaytay thing go?
The Tagaytay thing
is a few weeks away. I'm not psychic, so I'm not sure how it went :-D
I'm willing to bet it will be gay.
And thus I win the corniness award, thank you, thank you, thank you *applause*
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My dead blog is dead since I hate blogging and I lead the most boring life ever.
You don't win any awards
for Tagalog pronunciation :-P
My knowledge of Tagalog is about the same...
...as your knowledge of Lithuanian :-P I can't be blamed for that. *chooses to be an ignorant foreigner motherfucker*
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My dead blog is dead since I hate blogging and I lead the most boring life ever.
It's not fair
Tagalog is a very simple language. Lithuanian is ridiculously complicated :-(
From outsider's point of view...
Tagalog is indeed incredibly easy. Just write a half of some English phrase and then just smash your keyboard several times to get complete gibberish, aiming at vowels.
Well, OK, it is easy, I just suck at understanding grammar concepts that are totally different from Indoeuropean languages and I have shitty memory, hence I can't remember even twenty most used words of Tagalog.
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My dead blog is dead since I hate blogging and I lead the most boring life ever.
Let's just all speak binary
1100011110101111!!!
This reminds me
One time, my friend was in the lift with a Brit. It stopped midway down:
Guy outside the lift: Bababa ba?
My friend: Bababa
Guy gets in. Brit confused.
Hahaha
Good one :-D
waw!
waw!
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