Fuck Canada

Horny Canadians everywhere in Canada just got their "first adult video channel offering significant Canadian adult content." "I think as Canadians there is a bit of a tiredness in seeing all American stuff," the president of the company that owns the channel said in an interview.

Well, good for them. But I'm confused. How can anyone tell the difference between authentic Canadian porn and the generic American stuff? For example, the Japanese have their bizarre fetishes, and Filipinos have their obsession with "scandals" shot on crappy phone cameras. But what exactly makes Canadian porn unique?

Do Canadian porn stars say "aboot" instead of "about"? Do their cop strippers have to ride on horses when they come knocking? Or are they just more polite when fucking? Eh?

Oh, silly me. It's easy to recognize Canadian porn. Canadians have a very distinctive look.

... Which of course raises an interesting question: if their mouths are like that, how can they perform blowjobs?

I guess we'll have to watch to find out. Too bad we don't get Canadian TV channels around here.

NOTE: I actually like Canada quite a bit, and I'll seriously consider moving there in 10 years or so when global warming drowns my little tropical country.