Gay guys go at it

Submitted by guilo182 on May 9, 2007 - 6:27pm.

As much as you thought it would, this entry isn't about joyfulchicken.

Finally, I get around to writing one of these. I'm guessing it's been more than a year since I wrote an entry, which I think is a record for procrastination, even for this lazy-ass site.

Anyway, I was going home from a gig one night when I heard a commotion up the street a short distance from the bar we played at. Being the dumbass that I am, and since I was still within sight of a few friends, I kept walking along. Surrounded by a rowdy group of hip hop-looking teens were two short shorts-wearing gay guys engaged in a hair-tearing fight. It was like watching a UFC fight, only with more hair and nipple-twisting. Now, I'm a peace-loving guy. The "Make Love, Not War" sticker I have on my notebook would attest to that. But I don't know what the proper social etiquette is for such a situation. Obviously, I wouldn't want to get in the middle of things, lest I get in the way of a wayward bitchslap.

Seeing as the situation was like a William Hung recital (you'd like to end it but you can't), I decided to let the fight fan in me prevail. That was entertainment boxing, pro wrestling and mixed martial arts can't provide. How often do you see a fighter eat a slap to the face while trying to keep his thin, old-school NBA-length shorts from falling off? By the way, he wasn't successful at keeping it on.

Just wanted to impart a great mental image. Why should I be the only one to suffer?

Oh come on Guilo

Submitted by philos on May 9, 2007 - 6:38pm.

No pictures? =Ãž

nope

Submitted by guilo (not verified) on May 9, 2007 - 7:49pm.

sorry I couldn't provide you some jerk-off material. haha

For the record,

Submitted by joyfulchicken on May 9, 2007 - 6:54pm.

your last entry was six months ago.

Don't wait that long to post the next one, heh.

Anyway, good job. Violence is always entertaining.

Correction:

Submitted by joyfulchicken on May 9, 2007 - 7:15pm.

it was one year and six months ago.

Dude, you're really lazy :-P

Oh look

Submitted by neko-chan on May 9, 2007 - 7:26pm.

a bum is calling another bum a bum. It takes one to know one, eh?

Well said.

Submitted by Les Kitty on May 9, 2007 - 8:29pm.

That's what I call entertainment! :P

OK, so I'm lazy

Submitted by joyfulchicken on May 9, 2007 - 10:43pm.

But one year and six months? I'm not that bad.

You're one to talk

Submitted by guilo (not verified) on May 9, 2007 - 7:51pm.

I was busy. Unlike you, I actually have a job. haha

Just because I don't have a job

Submitted by joyfulchicken on May 9, 2007 - 10:56pm.

doesn't mean I'm not busy. The TV can't watch itself you know.

I think

Submitted by philos on May 9, 2007 - 11:32pm.

If you put it in front of the mirror, it might do that.

What did you have for dinner earlier?

Submitted by joyfulchicken on May 10, 2007 - 12:22am.

You're extra corny today.

You're one to talk

Submitted by Les Kitty on May 10, 2007 - 8:49pm.

You're king of corn :P

I am?

Submitted by joyfulchicken on May 10, 2007 - 8:54pm.

Yay! It's good to be king.

Where are my corn robots?

In the corn fields

Submitted by Les Kitty on May 10, 2007 - 9:47pm.

Corning it out.

Good one!

Submitted by neko-chan on May 10, 2007 - 12:55pm.

Heh

Hey one question

Submitted by neko-chan on May 10, 2007 - 12:59pm.

How do you survive if you don't work? Coz I'd like to do that too. No work...Fun!

I do work

Submitted by joyfulchicken on May 10, 2007 - 1:48pm.

I just don't have a 9 to 5 job ;-)

Aside from being filthy rich

Submitted by guilo (not verified) on May 10, 2007 - 2:34pm.

You know those e-mails people get from a Nigerian banker who'd launder money with you if you give them your account information?

Nigerian banker?

Submitted by joyfulchicken on May 10, 2007 - 4:25pm.

Now that's a job I'd like to have.

Filthy rich

Submitted by neko-chan on May 10, 2007 - 7:10pm.

isn't exactly what I was hoping to hear.

A job that isn't 9-5? Cool. I'd love a job from 12-3. That way I don't have to wake up early, but I get to leave early.

You're describing the job of a consultant

Submitted by joyfulchicken on May 10, 2007 - 8:51pm.

We go around pretending to do work and get paid by the hour ;-)

Hmm, I don't know if that is such a good idea

Submitted by philos on May 10, 2007 - 8:56pm.

Getting paid 3 hours per day isn't that much.

The key is

Submitted by joyfulchicken on May 10, 2007 - 9:00pm.

to pretend that you work more hours than you actually do >:)

Dare I agree?

Submitted by Les Kitty on May 10, 2007 - 9:49pm.

I just signed a contract that fines me 200,000 for violating something in it.

I disagree -- you should work hard for what you earn :P
Look at me.

P200,000?

Submitted by philos on May 10, 2007 - 9:55pm.

What sort of work do you do anyway? Pushing drugs?

Content Support Staff

Submitted by Les Kitty on May 11, 2007 - 4:09pm.

Or I used to be? But they changed the title to a more complex one so I didn't even bother remembering? XD

I work for the kitty :P Sort of.

Work hard?

Submitted by joyfulchicken on May 10, 2007 - 10:27pm.

Hmm. That's an unfamiliar concept.

Hmm

Submitted by neko-chan on May 10, 2007 - 10:40pm.

I'll start a drug consultation firm. And I'll hire raein to be the drug pusher. Don't worry I won't fine you P200000 for breaking contracts.

Yes

Submitted by joyfulchicken on May 10, 2007 - 10:48pm.

You won't have to worry about getting fined if you break your contract with the drug lord. However, you'll have to worry about getting a bullet in your head.

Hmm...

Submitted by neko-chan on May 10, 2007 - 11:14pm.

No I think I have better ideas up my sleeve...*evil glare*

Yikes

Submitted by joyfulchicken on May 10, 2007 - 11:47pm.

You must be one of those drug lords who are into torture. I won't want to deal with you.

Or worse yet

Submitted by philos on May 11, 2007 - 9:22am.

Anal sex!!!

Ack!

Submitted by neko-chan on May 11, 2007 - 3:34pm.

You're the one into anal sex...

This should've been buried

Submitted by Les Kitty on May 11, 2007 - 4:09pm.

T-T

The thought isn't entertaining. So much for a classier chickenmafia -- that's never going to be possible after that!

The possiblity of a classy

Submitted by guilo (not verified) on May 11, 2007 - 5:05pm.

The possiblity of a classy chickenmafia has been dead long before that. haha

And why would anyone

Submitted by joyfulchicken on May 11, 2007 - 6:23pm.

want a classier Chicken Mafia? Our utter lack of class is part of our charm.

The only classy mafioso here

Submitted by I'm not Philos (not verified) on May 12, 2007 - 2:53am.

would have to be Philos in my own humble opinion.

You mean the guy

Submitted by joyfulchicken on May 12, 2007 - 3:18am.

who brought up anal sex in this thread? Yeah, he's the classy one :-D

Birds of a feather flock together

Submitted by Les Kitty on May 12, 2007 - 6:16pm.

You're getting to him :P

And I'll get to you too eventually

Submitted by joyfulchicken on May 13, 2007 - 2:03am.

Come over to the dark side, young Jedi.

Yey!

Submitted by Les Kitty on May 11, 2007 - 4:11pm.

Depends on what drugs! :P

Does that mean

Submitted by neko-chan on May 11, 2007 - 4:04pm.

you don't have a job now?

Are you referring to Guilo?

Submitted by joyfulchicken on May 11, 2007 - 6:26pm.

He has a job, but that doesn't mean he actually works.

Yes I am

Submitted by neko-chan on May 11, 2007 - 6:47pm.

I'm just using logic.
Work=no blogging
Therefore, if he's blogging, =no work

I accept that logic

Submitted by joyfulchicken on May 12, 2007 - 12:26am.

And that's why I can never be a professional blogger.

Huh?

Submitted by neko-chan on May 12, 2007 - 12:57am.

I don't quite get that.

You know suddenly I feel the idea of you being a consultant is funny. I mean look at what you are. HAHAHA! I'm not sure I want to consult you. You might tell me to support CM and take over the world.