A good leader is a good follower

That was what the piece of paper I pulled out read. "Piece of cake," I thought to myself. OK, first word. I made the thumbs-up sign. She said, "Good!" Good. (I dunno why I left out "A")

Alright, second word. I brought my hand to my ear, *sounds like*, then I pointed at my shoe. "Shoe!" Nope! I rubbed my shoe. "Leather!" Good! *Sounds like* *sounds like* "Leader?" *THUMBS-UP*

Third word. Hmmm... I pointed down trying to act out the word 'this.' "Here?" Nope. *point point* "Now?" Nope! *point point* *point there* *point here* "This?" *Thumbs-up* then *right palm out* (wait).

I then pulled out 4 fingers, *one-two-three-four* trying to assign each letter of 'this' to each finger. "This 4?" *Shake head* I was holding up 4 fingers then pointing at the last 2 fingers. "Two?" Nope. Time's running out.

Change tactics. Third word. OK, 'is' is a linking verb. I made two interlocking circles with my thumbs and index fingers. "Chain?" *Keep going* *keep going* "Uhh... rubberbands?" (Back in school, the rubberband vendor displays his rubberbands in a chain.) I wonder how she knew that, we didn't go to school together. *Keep going* *keep going*

TIMES UP! *POOF* Then I woke up. I began to think, how in the hell do you act out the word 'is' in a game of charade?!! For a two-letter word, it's pretty tough! There should be a rule not to include this word in the game! If joyfulchicken had LSS, I got IS-S. It sure got me thinking the whole day.

That was actually one of my realistic dreams. I would have done the same things in real life. Well, maybe I would have gone on to the next word. But still, it made me realize I was quite intelligent in that dream. Unlike the other dreams where I take a test and not know one single answer! If only I didn't have to dream up a crappy sentence to guess...