Gunpowder green tea?
Hmm, gunpowder green tea? I think you better not smoke a cigarette while drinking it. Otherwise, you just might suddenly see a flash of white light and find yourself in the Temple of Heaven.
Government warning: gunpowder green tea may cause explosive diarrhea.
hahahahaha
:-/
if you're goin to be funny, try harder next time. mwahahah
Hey, you can't expect comedy gold all the time
Consider this a filler :-P
But I think it's funny
Everything just falls into place. Had they not put temple of heaven there then there won't be anything to relate to would there?
Yeah
The punchline wrote itself. Too bad it's corny :-D
neko-chan,
I didn't know you could be so mean :-P
I just realized to ask now, is the chan part of your name Japanese? So we can call you neko-san, or neko-kun as well, eh? :-P
Yea
but -kun is used more for guys though. Plus, neko-kun doesn't sound nice :P
oooohh
I didn't know about the -kun part. I only started watching Japanese cartoon [with dubs, duh] lately. heheh
Ahh...
You should watch with subs not dubs :P What are you watching?
(Why do I have a feeling it's naruto?)
yeah you've had your share
I kinda miss the poop jokes tho
Ah, yes, poop jokes...
the highest form of comedy.
I am more disturbed about, quote...
"Certified organic" gunpowder. Anyone can make gunpowder out of organic stuff now? Like... uh... (wait for it)... poop?
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Heh, why not?
Poop is flammable after all.
Hey, you can do a scientific experiment!
Take a lump of poop, put it in an oven until it's completely dry and make a powder out of it and check whether it's anything like gunpowder. Make some bullets, I don't know...
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I think I prefer
the classic flaming bag of poop experiment.
sure, poop is flammable but
it lacks certain ability to explode... it would be easier to sabotage though, just follow the smell
If your poop doesn't explode,
you're probably just not eating enough beans.
Could it be other way round.
Could it be other way round. A green tea smell (flavour) of gunpowder? From the Temple of Heaven!? Instead of that metal burnt smell. Cos' usually products have it's brand name the largest font. Then the material. Then the features...
Now I'm starting to wonder
what gunpowder tastes like... hmm :-/
>_<
Probably tastes disgusting...like firecrackers or something...blech~~
But that explosive diarrhea--hahahaha...good one. :P
Yes, poop jokes are...
...always fun no matter the circumstances.
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I'm surprised that
you didn't post a Wikipedia link explaining how gunpowder tea isn't actually made of gunpowder. Have you finally turned away from your WikiDeity? :-P
Definitely not.
I was looking up "Nielsen ratings" at the moment, for example :-P And I don't like posting Wikipedia links about obvious things anyway ;-)
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You don't?
I wouldn't have guessed :-P
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