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joyfulchicken's picture

As the mall's closing time approached, most of its shops were already closed and properly padlocked. This one particular store went with a slightly more exotic security system though.

SECURITEH FAIL
Sale? 70% off? Meh. One push and it will be 100% off.

Brilliant. Who needs locks when a dirty plastic stool can do the trick? Yay security!

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carnifex's picture

OMG

LOL

First!
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My dead blog is dead since I hate blogging and I lead the most boring life ever.

Oh my...

The underside of that stool is horrific. D:

joyfulchicken's picture

Or maybe

it's the fault of my crappy camera. I guess we'll never know.

Wow. I have to give a slow

Wow. I have to give a slow clap to whoever thought of that.

joyfulchicken's picture

Yes

A slow sarcastic clap.

philos's picture

Errr... were you shooting that from the inside or the outside?

Looks to me as if he's trying to trap a mallrat inside

joyfulchicken's picture

From the outside of course

Why would I be inside a closed store? :-P

philos's picture

Well why would you put a bolt

On the outside? To trap the mannequins maybe?

joyfulchicken's picture

You could have said

"to prevent the mannequins from bolting" :-P

when you think about it..

that worthless piece of plastic only invites people to steal from them. amazingly stupid... i join chickenade in slow clap.

joyfulchicken's picture

Maybe

it's a trap? Maybe they have venomous snakes inside or something :-|

i'm not sure

i'm not sure if i find it very cool or very idiotic.

joyfulchicken's picture

Why not both?

Idiots can be cool too!

right...

i also didn't get the point why they put plastic chairs in locked doors of mall stores... not until i read an explanation for that...

see those glass doors?

locks of those doors are at the bottom and top, since Filipinos are short, can't reach over the top locks, it's just a good idea to put a chair in there where they can step to reach the locks on top.

get the point?

iont think it's idiotic... it's brilliant...

next time guys, think first...

philos's picture

JC's not being paid to think you know :p

Good job of showing him up though hehe... so JC, shall I mark this a

ENTRY FAIL

joyfulchicken's picture

Not really

My entries are meant to be entertaining and not educational. People who come to a site called the Chicken Mafia expecting factual accuracy are idiots.

let me get this straight...

you're saying somebody put that monobloc chair in between those door bars to step on? coz i would've just put the chair on the floor... =P

joyfulchicken's picture

No

They put the stool between the bars after they use it to reach the locks :-P

philos's picture

Exactly

They do that so nobody will try and steal a sit there.

neko-chan's picture

Maybe this is what dak does

Although I couldn't really catch what he/she said at first. I had the same thoughts as Paolo.

Why didn't you try pushing it JC? Set off some alarms.

joyfulchicken's picture

Yeah, I should have :-(

But I was in a rush to leave.

lolspeak

you don't happen to read icanhascheezburger.com, do you? i recognize the lolspeak.

nice blog, funneh!

joyfulchicken's picture

Yes, you caught me

I also subscribe to loldogs :-D

carnifex's picture

And

Failblog
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My dead blog is dead since I hate blogging and I lead the most boring life ever.

joyfulchicken's picture

Oh yeah,

that too.

philos's picture

I myself follow

Dead blog, except you know... it's dead.

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