Liveblogging from the SM Hypermart Free Food Party
At least I think it's a free food party. They're hosting the party to promote SM Hypermart or something. Not that I really care. I'm just here for the food.
8:32 Stolen a laptop. Yay!
8:43 Marcelle performed a magic trick with a ring. Ooh, shiny object. So distracting.
8:50 Where's the food? I'm hungry. Someone's talking on the stage. I'm not listening. Where's the food?
8:55 Still talking? Where's the food?
9:03 Did someone just say "dinner is served"? Yay! I'm out of here. Bye.
9:17 Back with a pile of food. Yay!
9:18 Eating and spilling food on the keyboard. Don't tell anyone.
9:50 Time for round 2. Yay!
10:13 Burp.
10:27 No more food. Time to go home. Yay!
11:40 Finally home. Liveblogging wasn't as fun as I thought it would be. Next time, I should just focus on the food.
To make this blog entry slightly more interesting, let me tell you about some of the happenings. To spice things up, exaggerations and outright lies will be added to some of the narratives.
- I got there almost one hour late. I somehow managed to slip through a side door without going through the registration desk. Their security sucked, heh. But then I saw everyone wearing name tags, and I got envious, so I went back out and registered.
- Arbet was sitting in a corner selling link love. Isn't that prostitution? Disgusting.
- Tiffy took a sip from a bottle of alcoholic green tea and promptly threw up all over the place. Couldn't hold her liquor, heh.
- Jeff had to leave early because of a meeting scheduled at 11 PM, which means that he's involved in something seriously illegal. No legitimate business would require a meeting at 11 PM.
- The tempura was delicious. The baked mussels were wonderful too--I think I had eight of those. Since I'm severely allergic to shellfish, I'll probably be dead in 30 minutes. Yay!
While they get food,
I'm here manning the laptops so other people can't take it away from them. Heh.
Very good
Is the Kitty on a diet? Hmm.
Of course not
food is too food-y :)
That doesn't make sense
It just doesn't no matter how many times you say it :-P
Jeff just said something
He's right. Chickenmafia always doesn't make sense. And because of double negation, my comment made sense, yay!
You're just hungry
Go get some food.
Stop being unfair.
I was right and you know it.
Besides, you told me to get food when you get your second round. Hmm...
Gluttons are beside me.
Gluttons: Jeff, Arbet, Chicky.
Philos would be offended!
Philos should've been here
I wanna see JC and Philos take it out in real life. Bloodbath! yay!
Where do your gonads want to go today?
Nah
We would have been too focused on the food to argue about anything.
I'm no glutton
I was not able to finish my dinner, in fact.
(Though I gorged myself with the appetizers. Hotdogs, weee.)
http://awbholdings.com
You wasted food too?
What the hell is wrong with you people? :-P
Food not yummy
It's not considered wasting food, trust me.
Not yummy? :-(
Come on! The tempura, the baked mussels, and the pork barbecue were all pretty good. I'm getting hungry again just thinking about them.
Really? :-(
Maybe my tastebuds were wired by aliens :-(
Mwahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Khem... Sorry :-|
Tyranids may look unpleasant, but believe me, you don't want to let them out of your sight
Khem?
What's that?
Perhaps...
...litteration of a sound of a cough? :-|
Tyranids may look unpleasant, but believe me, you don't want to let them out of your sight
Isn't it ahem?
Khem reminded me of Chem. :-/
Bad move.
Wow
that was an unexpectedly long and loud laugh from you :P
And evil, ...
... don't forget evil!
Tyranids may look unpleasant, but believe me, you don't want to let them out of your sight
Hahahah
Ok ok evil, you're evil :)
Why was it evil? D:
Why did he laugh anyway?
Well, frankly...
Carnifex is a subspecies of an alien race called Tyranids, according to Games Workshop's so called "40,000 Universe", which is used as a background for several of their board games. Hence the laugh when you said that aliens did some shit with your taste buds :-|
Tyranids may look unpleasant, but believe me, you don't want to let them out of your sight
Alert!
Dirty thoughts!
Double alert
Alerting about the alert!
Sometimes it does
joyfulchicken of chickenmafia, anyone?
fine, maybe it doesn't :P
kitty did a really good job manning the laptops, nobody dared go near her. she's big, mean-looking and ominous in real life. Who would've thought?
heheh
Where do your gonads want to go today?
Haha
That's the Internet for you... full of middle-aged men pretending to be teenaged girls :-D
Wait, you're a guy?
I didn't know that!
What did you expect?
A real chicken? :-P
I finally got this comment
Ack? D:
What did I tell you?
You needed food.
Hie
I'm lost. But...I'm going to a talk tomorrow and there'll be food! Yay! Food!
Food?
Take me with you!
So what did you blog about?
You said it was live blogging right?
Er...
that was all of it.
I suck at live blogging.
I did not throw up
I choked. Cause I was gonna laugh.
Yeah
You were so drunk :-P
Of course
How can you tell?
You went drinking after I left?
unless it was the 5% alcohol in the pineapple juice I gave you that made you red. then I just might start calling you PANSY :-P
Where do your gonads want to go today?
Yeah, that was it :-D
So it was pineapple juice? OK.
Wait [again]
Kitty threw up? I missed the good parts :'c
Where do your gonads want to go today?
You missed nothing
You were right there. I did warn you that I was going to include exaggerations and outright lies in the stories, didn't I? :-P
Oh. right.
you forgot the part where I walked into the room fully naked! yay! :-P
Where do your gonads want to go today?
Oh, that
I didn't want to give our younger readers disturbing mental images. The Chicken Mafia is family friendly.
We're trying to be wholesome now?
Since when?
Fine
Maybe I should put a big "R-18" sign on top.
I did not throw up
:-/
Alcoholic pineapple drink.
Of course I wasn't drunk
That's called a joke, my friend.
Other than food...
What else was there? or was the rest nothing but poop?
Tempura and baked mussels! My favey! I love seafood!
A chicken eating seafood?! No wonder you're allergic!
I don't get that last sentence either...
Um
There was some other stuff I guess. People babbling on the stage, raffling off groceries or something. Yeah, it's all poop. Food was the only important thing, heh.
I'm so getting blacklisted for the next one.
And no, I'm not allergic to seafood. That was an outright lie >:) Yay!
you should try
tahong from sorsogon then. =P
Red tide?
I hate red tide :-(
beware:
engaging with humans can be detrimental especially for chickens. so you went there huh.. tell me, how many friends did you make?
:-(
I got to meet and say hi to some new faces, but didn't bother to talk for more than 30 seconds with any of them. So I guess I made zero new friends. Yay.
Shameful huh. I'm usually more sociable in these things, but I was tired and hungry, and I decided that hanging out with people I already know takes less energy and allows me to concentrate on the task at hand: eating :-D
Were there any
HOT CHICKS?
There were
But Joyfulchicken's busy and obsessed with food so he failed to notice them.
http://awbholdings.com
???
anybody got pictures?
There were?
Didn't notice. Damn.
Well, yeah
It's just that when you are with food, you live in your own world. =P
http://awbholdings.com
It's called dedication, my friend
You wouldn't understand.
@hamtaro
No there weren't any hot chicks. The only chick there is chicky.
No hot chicks?
Aw. Sad.
You could've fooled us
You're more sociable in these things? Really? :-O
As long as there isn't food around, sure
But once the food appears, it's a different story. I can't multitask :-(
No men can
Scientific fact :-(
Tyranids may look unpleasant, but believe me, you don't want to let them out of your sight
Go away
I'm eating. Why are looking at my food? Are you thinking about stealing my food? I'll kill you if you steal my food. Food! Arrr....
Everyone
do you see his monstrous side now?
It's instinct
Have you ever tried to mess with a dog while it is eating? I have, and I'll never do that again.
I was not selling link love
Besides, no one took the bait. Maybe I am not really attractive.
And oh yes, Les Kitty almost puked. And contrary to Joyfulchicken's malicious statement, the cause was me. She almost puked because I look better than Joyfulchicken (WTF).
Just setting things straight. =P
http://awbholdings.com
OK, so she didn't really throw up
She just coughed up a hairball.
Cats.
Maybe
A mouse.
http://awbholdings.com
Hahahaha
Yeah. I almost puked cause Arbet's way hotter than Chicky. ;-)
Just setting things wayward :-P
Tough decision.
Ask for Arbet's photo and get to 7% or enjoy my life as it is?
Tyranids may look unpleasant, but believe me, you don't want to let them out of your sight
Go for it
You're still far from 50% anyway.
Arbet is the one you said has your hair right?
Well seems like not anymore. JC, go get a haircut.
Yeah, he got a haircut
Why, Arbet, why?
He's riding
on the fashion wave duh
He is?
Maybe I should get a haircut too. Yay!
Simple
It has been a year since my last hair cut. And it was so unmanageable, hence the cut.
Anyway, another year before another hair cut he he.
You should have cut it all off
Then you can go two years without another haircut.
blogging and eating don't
blogging and eating don't mix. i'd prefer eating anytime
That's true
If I wasn't distracted by the laptop, I could have went 4 rounds. Mmm, tempura.
wallflowers
Live blogging is no fun. go mingle next time. hahaha
Yeah, I blame Arbet
He looked like he was having so much fun with the laptop.
And where the hell were you? We couldn't find you :-P
Look who's talking
Yeah I had fun with the laptop. Never used one, so there. =P
Look who's talking
If you had mingled, you would have seen us, but no! You stalked the girls, I saw the evidence mwa ha ha!
Ooh
The island boy has become a ladies' man? Nice.
Where's the evidence?
Clickity click
Click on Island Chicken.
Hey!
Tiffy pointed me to that blog last night. I didn't realized that it's part of the island chicken's evil empire, heh.
Ahah!
And remember what you said?
Shhh....
I have enough enemies already. No need to make more :-P
Don't you want to be banned in the Philippines too?
:-P
Of course not
Why? Do you want me banned? :-(
Of course not
Who's gonna be our entertainment provider when you're gone?
Yes, I'm like your village idiot
You need me for entertainment :-D
More like the court jester
Hey, why not follow jester-in-exile? Hah.
The Jester hates me
I'm a useless lump of carbon :-(
Ahahahaha
I remember that one!
Of course you do
You're a useless lump of carbon too :-P
Says who? :P
Jester didn't know :P
But you know
You're a useless lump of carbon :-P
You're mean
You hurt my feelings.
But
I'm a useless lump of carbon too. Yay!
I'm like you?
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK :-(
Horrible.
It's true
We're all carbon-based creatures. Be proud.
Besides, there would be no diamonds without carbon. Yay! That sounded like an inspirational quote.
Did you tell that to jester?
You might've entered into a debate if you did. Heh.
I choose the easier way out
I unsubscribed from his RSS feed :-D
That bad huh
Ack.
Years ago, when people went mad at each other,...
they killed each other or simply didn't talk. Now they unsubscribe from RSS feeds :-| Talk about degradation of human relationship in the shadow of technological process :-|
Tyranids may look unpleasant, but believe me, you don't want to let them out of your sight
Killing sounds like too much work
Unsubscribing from RSS feeds is easier.
Ladies' man?
hahaha :-D You guys are crazy. I mingled, you can see the evidence. i thought those people beside the platform were the DJs for the night who controls the turntable and microphone for the night. haahha.
"I didn't realized that it's part of the island chicken's evil empire, heh."
Evil Empire! sounds good haha. :-P (part of my (now) not so secret plan.
Yes,
we were the ones controlling the whole show. That's why we didn't have time to mingle. Yay!
joyfulchicken show
haha, i know everybody will be delighted to see on stage. and of course Arbet. hahaha... dinamay ko pa. :-D
If only I have
more than one chicken puppet, I can do a puppet show. Yay!
If you had mingled, you
If you had mingled, you would have seen us, but no! You stalked the girls, I saw the evidence mwa ha ha!
No I didn't
I stalked the food. The evidence has since been digested.
And hopefully
Excreted.
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